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  1. Turtle

    January Locations and Banter

    With lace being the traditional gift for a 13th anniversary, the obvious gift would be lace lingerie. There's a Victoria's Secret joke in there and whether or not they have Ken's size, but it's too easy. So, instead, textiles can be substituted. Happy Anniversary you two. Let the good times...
  2. Turtle

    Semi hits van 2 dead.

    Isn't Little Benny just adorable?
  3. Turtle

    A rarity, a legitimate lawsuit

    Unintended consequences. Now we have a proposed law as a patch for another law. The very definition of a permit (as a noun) is a written order granting special permission to do something. Hey, here's an idea! How about learning the meaning of the phrase "shall not be infringed" and eliminate the...
  4. Turtle

    Commodicons Everywhere! Where 2 Wee

    For mothers with small children and expediters alike... Get the app here: Where 2 Wee Yes, that's a Commodicon Life just doesn't get any better than this.
  5. Turtle

    Mr. Peace prize AGAIN?

    It's not like the US picked up the phone and went, "Mali? Uhm, sure, OK, I guess." The US had been armpit deep over there for years (more than four, actually). Many of the problems are originating from US Special Forced trained military in Mali. Here, read this. It certainly gives a...
  6. Turtle

    Semi hits van 2 dead.

    I'm not sure what experience in driving vans, straights and t/t has to do with you obviously having very little experience with reading and posting in Web forums. But OK, I'll spare you.
  7. Turtle

    Is not you tube a wonderful tool.

    After that one, watch this one.
  8. Turtle

    Is not you tube a wonderful tool.

    Yes it is, and if there was any doubt, you should watch this. More than 24 million people have.
  9. Turtle

    Idiots? just sayin

    Why did Ragman suddenly pop into my head?
  10. Turtle

    Nostalgia

    Yeah, but will they grease your muffler bearings?
  11. Turtle

    To fleet owners or company recruiters

    Why? That's the question you need to answer. If the answer is because you think it's easy money, just get a bunch of trucks (or worse, cargo vans) and put them on the road and you just sit back while the cash starts rolling in, you will be incredibly disappointed. The thing is, every one of...
  12. Turtle

    Almost unbelievable

    It's also not about his record as a father or husband in years past, but of the past year. By all accounts he's been a pretty good father these past 12 months. I'm still anxiously awaiting the day when a rabbi is named Father of the Year.
  13. Turtle

    Nostalgia

    When people say "blinker fluid" this is what I think of.
  14. Turtle

    Idiots? just sayin

    The correct name is "Grammar Nazi".
  15. Turtle

    Idiots? just sayin

    The Internet is global.
  16. Turtle

    Am I in the right place?

    You're in the right place. Sort of. We don't deal a whole lot with local courier work, since expediting is generally a little different. But we do have a few here who do that and are home pretty much every night. As for vehicle choices, an E-350 regular or cube should be fine. The potential...
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    Idiots? just sayin

    That's using periods logically, which is thoroughly "un-American". :D
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