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Yep, that's pretty much it. "...There was no way to verify how the deer were killed, prepared or stored, allowing the possibility of harmful or fatal food-borne illnesses if digested." State sanitary code laws (the ones enacted by enraged and outraged lawmakers) say that deer meat is not...

I have an electric hair dryer that has on the power cord a warning label that states: "DO NOT USE IN THE SHOWER." I also have some underarm deodorant with the warning: "DO NOT USE INTERNALLY". A bar of Dial Soap contains the operating instructions: "USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP." If we use...

You heard me. Yeah, but those people are idiots who laugh at anything they can't understand. No comment.

Gun control for dogs and ovens, or Florida Control, works either way. But, a thread called Florida Control wouldn't get you pictures of Angry Birds and the Elite Eight.

Well, RLENT doesn't put himself in a position where you can laugh at him (well, with him, cause he's got an awesome sense of humor) very often, so when he gets pwned by Leo, it's worth a little snicker. It's actually really only worth more of a tee-hee-hee but I don't want to be perceived as...

Well, let's see. I've got several comments for this one. Comment #1 - The part that I don't get about "shall not be infringed" is the part that applies to dogs and ovens. Comment #2 - Golly! You know how to do a screencap with your phone. Ur rly smrt. Comment #3 - I've been beating the...

Doesn't matter. If you repeat it enough times, liberals and conservatives alike will believe it. If Israel can get the US to strike first against Iran, it won't be Infantile Conservatism, it'll be Conservative Infantilism. <snort>

Florida Man Shot By Dog The incident is only the latest in a string of bizarre shootings in Florida. Just last week, a woman in St. Petersburg was shot by her friend's over. You heard me.... an oven. Woman Shot by Oven While Trying to Cook Waffles Remember, guns don't kill people, but...

Yep. It was all rain until Toledo, then a rain/snow mix, then from the state line up 4 or 5 miles is looked the Detroit DeadWings practice rink. 20 or more cars off the side of the road or up against the barriers in the median. Road went from just wet to a sheet of ice in the blink of an eye...

Looks like someone took the bait. <snicker>

Cha-Ching! Cleveland to Wayne. :rolleyes:

Yeah, it's scared me so bad that I haven't been able to sleep since reading it, my blood pressure is up, I can't eat, I'll probably never sleep again and I'll be dead in a week, two tops. Of course, now that I think about it, you're the one who brought up the scary possibility that it might...

Not for EO, no.

They mentioned it because they were asked about it. They were asked about it because the program is called "The Pet Food Stamp Program". If you look at the original news source out of New Mexico you will see no such quote or mentioning of any connection with the federal food stamp program. But...

The generators for the Sprinter motorhomes are mounted inside the vehicle with an access door on the outside. It's mounted at the rear of the vehicle behind the passenger-side tire. The same setup won't work on an expedite vehicle, because it requires the wider body and the dually rear wheels...

You know that, and I know that, and a lot of people here know that, but that's what it's called, nonetheless. As they take note at ObamaPhone.net, "no one will ever know who really coined the term “Obama phone,” the truth is government assistance for phone service has been in existence since...

Yeah, a little east, and a little north this year. They usually go just below the freeze line, so they can get good pickins on seeds laying in the fields. But the Global Warming Climate Change has moved them a little to the north. Back a few years ago, early 90s I guess, I was in Nashville the...

Seagulls? A couple of seagulls? How about millions and millions of blackbirds and European starlings crapping on everything in sight? Welcome to Hopkinsville, KY, where Alfred Hitchcоck is alive and well. Bird invasion brings real-life horror to Kentucky city | Reuters

Yeah, but you don't want to bury either before they're actually dead.

It's largely a matter of semantics and pedantics. When you reduce the size of the area to be cooled, like by putting up a curtain, the process of cooling the smaller area becomes more efficient than cooling a larger area, a less energy is required to cool the area down to the desired level. True...