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Gather 'Round Jesus "Gather 'round little fishies, I've got a multitude to feed."

Gives "smoking a ham" a whole 'nuther meaning.

Did they say no to help, or did they say no to a bill that actually contained more pork than it did emergency FEMA funding?

I actually like the trivia, it's just that I prefer trivia questions that have only one right answer, and maybe just as importantly, ones where the correct answer isn't a wrong answer.

I'm referring to the wear of the metal parts in all off the metal-to-metal contact points within the engine. That's the purpose of the oil, to reduce the friction of the metal parts, and thus reduce the wear. So, what would bad results be?

That's because of the arrogance, or ignorance, of being with Fed Ex. :D {ducking and running} Hey, it's what you know and what you deal with every day. I remember when I first started learning about this business and trying to figure out the differences, and the relationships, between Class...

C, D and E, those are FedEx designations. I've been with three carriers and not one of them has classified their trucks in that manner. If I were asked to describe a "D Unit" I would answer, "A straight truck." And I wouldn't be confident in my answer.

I just got PMs from three different maggots. They're deeply offended, and outraged, that you would insult them in this manner.

Yep. And it'll be tolerated to a point. But eventually the stirring will slosh over the edge and then it won't be anymore. It's closer to spilling over than he realizes.

The Code of Conduct, which you agreed to, tells you precisely what the decorum is to be here on EO. Chiefly, be respectful of others at all times. It's so simple anyone can do it. Of course, you have to respect yourself first. Those who don't, have a hard time respecting others. I call everyone...

Of course there is. It's driving xiggi crazy and asjssl is on the verge of an aneurism.

Yeah, no, we don't get much of that.

Trust me, no one else does, either. Unless...wait... does "brown nosing" mean whining, bіtching and moaning? We get a lot of that.

I am outraged, outraged I tell you, and offended, deeply, of course, that you would show such a severe lack of respect for the dog, as canine suicide is a serious problem.

That's rich coming from someone with no respect for forum decorum. It's also rich considering that our esteemed administrator here on EO is tattooed from nose to toes. You're just making friends all over the place, huh.

Would somebody please get this helpless baby bird a regurgitated worm!

Whatever it is it ain't workin'.

Two blondes were in a bar watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge that was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said Betty. "Bet you $10 he won't," replied Amber. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw...

Sure, why not? Humor is a great defense mechanism for dealing with tragedy and things that happen where there is no sense or reason for it. If one can find humor in something to help them get through it, there's nothing wrong with that. Moot's post was funny. And yes, I have dealt with a...

Are you kiddin' me? In Kentucky it's 35 MPH. In Ohio it's 25 MPH. In Texas it's 30 MPH. In Arizona it's 20 MPH.