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Justin Bieber next.

OH NO! The flies are threatening to POOP on us!!! I guess the new mental midget is more mental than the old mental midget.

Nah... anyone who voted (R) and (D) didn't know better, and wasted their vote, IMO.

I would chose education on what this industry is like, first.

Like I said... splitting hairs.

WHAT? I can't HEAR you over your MUFFLER!!!

....Y'all.

They'll find out when their CSA score goes up, due to contractors failing to get things fixed in a timely manner.

Delivering windows? Done that a few times.

RIP to the grave dude. Hugo Chavez... not so much.

I'm saying the man was barrel-chested, and I couldn't get my arms all the way around him. He was too heavy to hold up by myself. We had to lay him on the ground; and by that time, we believe he had a heart attack.

Never play around with that! Glad you're ok.

I once at a piece of toast that had a spot on it that looked like Ashley Judd's birthmark.

While at Big Boy, my wife noticed a man choking. I went over to help him, but he was too heavy, and barrel-chested. Another man helped me get him out of the booth, but I couldn't do the Heimlich correctly, and I think he had a coronary from lack of oxygen. I agree that restaurants should have...

Agree.....