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take a deep breath, calm down and put on our tin foil hats. Now pass the coffee and throw your friends the rope for the boat. I am getting seasick and my feet are wet. Layout, still leery of the lurkers, does as he is told and...

buy her a fresh carmel latte from the Starbucks next door. Suddenly the puppies start barking and growling frantically as the two headed black cat starts to slowly advance across the bridge. The group of hero's quickly...

that Doug has given in to temptation and has started sniffing the glue. With sticky fingers and two tubes of glue stuck to the front of his shirt, he...

Our truck is limited to 65, which is no problem for us. 60 to 62 is the most that we go. We get 9 mpg at 60 mph and it starts dropping drastically at higher speeds. The thing that bothers me the most about the difference in truck and auto speeds in IL is that the auto's are constantly...

That is so awesome layout! You certainly have every right to be so proud of such a wonderful and courageous young man! As an American citizen, I am very proud and thankful for all of the service men and women that are risking their very lives in service of this country. :)

Some cakes are round and some pie's are rectangles. Just ask Hostess! :D

That does seem odd, and more than a little, ummmm... crowded?! :D

be successful in stopping the black cat's attempt to block the Ambassador bridge. Does everyone have their passports ready and is layoutshooter in position? Someone needs to make sure he isn't distracted by all the scantilly clad fuel attendants he has in his boat with him. Every one needs to...

Meanwhile, Inkasnana finally caught up with Doug and handed him her baggie full of premium Michigan glue. She confiscated the imitation, poor quality glue from Ohio and told Doug...

I am a truck driver. I drive a truck owned by someone else, but that is our choice at this time in our career. I consider myself a professional and I act and behave accordingly. I see myself as a representative of the company that I carry freight for and I do my best to present that company...

I'm sorry to hear that Jenny is gone too. Personally I think they should have let Liz go. She is one of the most unhelpful load planners that they have IMO. :(

We got out of MD and took a load from Strasburg, VA to Nashville and Memphis. (2 delivery stops). We had just gotten settled in West Memphis at the Petro when we got a call for a load going from Corning, AR to West Chester, OH. We are now in Franklin, OH. We ran a little over 2,900 miles...

There were 2 straights ahead of us, but now we are first out. That's a good sign, hopefully we will get out tomorrow. I really want to get at least 2,000 for the week, we are at 1,656 right now.

standing on his head and crossing his eyes. Of course, the only thing this accomplishes is giving Doug a massive headache. mypie snatches the map and holds it up to the light, squinting at it carefully. "Ah hah!" exclaims mypie, "It's written in pig latin! To get off the island we have to..."

Ok, I should have put into my posts that I was referring to my own personal opinion on how I view the people around me and that I was not relating to the politically correct definition of "class" and what it means to society. My mistake for not making myself perfectly clear. You deciphered my...

While everyone stands around pondering how to get off the island and Doug sits in the corner scowling at cruzer while holding the empty rum bottle, cruzer looks again at the map with bloodshot eyes and slurs...

Is this law for actually holding on to the phone and using it while driving or does it prohibit the use of a hands-free headset as well? There are some states that want to outlaw the use of the headsets too, which I don't agree with.

Thick, juicy spare ribs. Yummm!

We are sitting in Jessup, MD. We delivered last evening in Baltimore and hoping to get out of here soon. I was trying to decide if it would be better to move up into PA or down in to VA for a better chance of getting a load. Guess we will see what our owner wants us to do. I just know I...

You are not worth arguing with. Have a nice day.