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  1. Turtle

    A Planned Parenthood clinic has been shot up.

    Not really. They're all just invented terms to try and manipulate people's emotions about a topic. A baby killer is nothing more than someone who performs abortions, equal marriage is nothing more than same-sex marriage, an undocumented worker is nothing more than an illegal alien, and...
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    LOCKED IN

    Whenever I arrive significantly early at a shipper, especially if it's a manufacturer building parts, I'll usually set the stage by saying something like, "I'm here to pick up something... that's probably not ready yet... because I'm here way early." If it's ready, great, they load me. If it's...
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    Cargo Vans - What is your straight through limit?

    Who has like nine million vans in a 300-500 mile radius of South Bend, which dramatically increases the potential wait time. You run a load from Chicago to Indy, sit 2 days, run one from Indy to Dayton, sit 2 days, then get a big weekend load from Dayton to Ft Wayne. If you wanna make money...
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    Baby, Baby!

    The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door...
  5. Turtle

    Pilot showers

    Trust me, it's the data encoded on the magnetic strip, not the color of the card.
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    Shower's & Porta Potties

    It's the ones that join up and immediately post something about looffah sponges in an 8 year old thread about valve stems that aren't quite as legit. ;)
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    Shower's & Porta Potties

    Yes it does. That's something I've been contemplatively meditating on for a couple of days, and your response tells me that I was leaning in the right direction, to allow them in. However, the only reason those questions were asked by Aussies is because they slipped through and asked legit...
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    Shower's & Porta Potties

    Yeah. We have things set up behind the scenes to where new users can't post any URLs (links) or certain key spam words/phrases in the forums or their profile posts until they've posted a predetermined number of posts. We do that instead of routinely making all new users have their first several...
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    Where's those Fedex logos?

    In order to get the big logos, the truck must be pristine according to FedEx specs. No unsightly blemishes (certainly not any rust spots), or bumper stickers or anything else. The truck needs to look like its owned, operated and maintained by FedEx. Otherwise, it's just the doors for you.
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    TA Troutville VA

    Yep. That TA closed permanently on Nov 15, 2014. VDOT engineers deemed that to relieve the congestion at the interchange which joins I-81, U.S. 11 and U.S. 220, everything in the truck stop’s footprint had to go. The state was unsuccessful in negotiating a buyout, so they filed an eminent domain...
  11. Turtle

    Best Fleets To Drive For 2015

    I notice there's an option to take the survey in French. Those French-Canadians think they're sooooo sp'shuhl. hrmph.
  12. Turtle

    Free Krispy Kreme on 12/12 #DayOfTheDozens

    I was talking more about something like this, where someone ate 100 of the little suckers in 10 minutes. 19,000 calories 1,100 grams of fat (ha, like the amount of fat is a concern) 1,100 grams of doughnut flour (all carbs) 1,000 grams (2.2 pounds) of sugar. Artery Spackle
  13. Turtle

    LOCKED IN

    Detention clock probably doesn't start until 7:00, if it's two hours. But yeah. Most of these suppliers... they know. ;)
  14. Turtle

    LOCKED IN

    Welcome to EO. :)
  15. Turtle

    Free Krispy Kreme on 12/12 #DayOfTheDozens

    Can you imagine eating all 24 glazed donuts? I wonder if they have any Krispy Kreme competitive eating contests? Whew!
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    Free Krispy Kreme on 12/12 #DayOfTheDozens

    It's 2 cups of confectioners sugar, ¼ cup of whole milk or water, and 1 or 2 teaspoons vanilla extract. What's not to like? :D
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    Free Krispy Kreme on 12/12 #DayOfTheDozens

    This Saturday on 12/12, which is the #DayOfTheDozens, present this video on your mobile device at participating Krispy Kreme locations for 12 free Original Glazed® doughnuts when you buy any 12. So, it's buy 12 get 12 free, with the video. What makes this so freaking awesome is the stream of...
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    Making a more professional start

    Happy Birthday CubeVanMan666!
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    Best Fleets To Drive For 2015

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