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  1. Turtle

    February 2016 locations

    You did 1700 miles in 28 hours? There's a word for that.
  2. Turtle

    Come Join Our Journey!!!

    I think you should make an ASMR Expediting video.
  3. Turtle

    Classic Movie Saturday

    Zehnder's cheesecake. Yummy!
  4. Turtle

    OK, Which Way?

    Small sample size, but here we have 75% flummoxed already. :rolleyes: Kids needn't waste time trying to figure out some bizarre optical illusion brain teaser. They get on and off school buses every day. At a glance they know where the doors are, and they ain't on this side of the bus. :D
  5. Turtle

    OK, Which Way?

    This is a picture of a bus located in Anywhere , USA. The bus is moving. Which direction is the bus moving, to the left or to the right? 80% of kids 10 years old and younger got the answer nearly immediately, without hesitation, without having to think about it. 80% of adults are flummoxed...
  6. Turtle

    New trend in public schools, who would have thought that.

    Even cops get their guns taken away from them.
  7. Turtle

    Switching COMPANIES bad rates

    Couple of my favs... the second one seems to apply particular to expediting.
  8. Turtle

    Switching COMPANIES bad rates

    When you hop the fence looking for greener grass, mainly you just get to see the weeds up close.
  9. Turtle

    February in Load 1 Nation

    Followup message. Aaahhhhh, context. :cool:
  10. Turtle

    February in Load 1 Nation

    I don't even know how to process that.
  11. Turtle

    Superbowl 50

    I certainly hope the game is better than the commercials this year. They're pretty weak. Helen Mirren has a good spot, and the "Walken Closet" is is good, but the rest are just lame. Even the Victoria Secret ad is just lame, lame, lame. Not even good for a chuckle, other than how bad it is...
  12. Turtle

    Forum Tip New! Post Bookmarking Feature

    If by "at the top" you mean in an incorrect forum, like the General Expediter Forum, if I did that then someone, and I won't mention any names <cOVMgh, cOVMgh>, will report the post as being in the wrong forum and it should be moved to a more appropriate forum. :D When people scroll quickly...
  13. Turtle

    New trend in public schools, who would have thought that.

    They probably just stick the signs up, but no one at the school has a gun. :D
  14. Turtle

    Speaking of bid boards

    Well, the firewall and the engine would have to go.
  15. Turtle

    Speaking of bid boards

    I had a dry run today for 2 pieces, 125 pounds. One of the pieces was a small 5 pound box. The other piece was a 21-foot pipe.
  16. Turtle

    Forum Tip New! Post Bookmarking Feature

    Thanks. I think this bookmarking method is the simpler, easier, more intuitive method than other options. This one has virtually no learning curve. It's no-frills, but practical. Certainly quicker and easier than trying to use the Search function or trying to remember where that one post was.
  17. Turtle

    February in Load 1 Nation

    It was a load they already had when they called me. Hopefully they got it covered. I'm sure somebody out there with no lettering on their doors will be thrilled to "get out of Texas" at that rate.
  18. Turtle

    whats the going rate?

    I'm not sure that "enjoy" would be an accurate term for the minimally acceptable rate. "Begrudgingly accept" might be a better term to use. :D
  19. Turtle

    February in Load 1 Nation

    Wow. 44 DH to Pasadena, TX, then 1086 loaded miles to Romeoville, IL for $758. 2200 pounds, 24 hours. "Well, that's just what cargo van freight is like getting out of Texas now." "I just had one last week from Minneapolis to Chattanooga at the same exact rate, so I'm not sure what Texas has...
  20. Turtle

    February 2016 locations

    Prolly not lite beer, then.
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