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MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER: 'After all the money your father and I spent on braces, this you call a smile?' CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS' JEWISH MOTHER: 'I don't care what you've discovered, you didn't call, you didn't write.' MICHELANGELO'S JEWISH MOTHER: 'A ceiling you paint...

This really works! Alzheimer's test The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it! 1. This is this...

I always liked gadgets and helpful hints. Still do. I tried some of these, but not all ..YET..they work. Peel a banana from the bottom and you won't have to pick the little "stringy things" off of it. That's how the primates do it. Take your bananas apart when you get home from...

As I came out of the supermarket that sunny day, pushing my cart of groceries towards my car, I saw an old man with the hood of his car up and a lady sitting inside the car, with the door open. The old man was looking at the engine. I put my groceries away in my car and continued to watch...

Guts and Big Ones - The Medical Distinction We've all heard about people having guts or big ones. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys...

A Bugatti Veyron and a Eurofighter typhoon duel it out. Interesting drag race. Top Gear: Bugatti Veyron vs Eurofighter Typhoon - Snotr

Your absolutely right Phil. TYT souds as good as the next. Everybody`s figures are different for the reasons you mentioned and then some. I get tired of reading about those kinds of questions and the whining that goes with it. I think the best index is the figure that goes into your bank...

If you haven`t seen this yet, it`s worth the 10 minutes it takes to watch. StumbleVideo

In election 2008, don’t forget Angry White Man Gary Hubbell February 9, 2008 There is a great amount of interest in this year’s presidential elections, as everybody seems to recognize that our next president has to be a lot better than George Bush. The Democrats are riding high with two...

THE JOB - URINE TEST (I wonder who wrote this one!) Like a lot of folks in my state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no...

My fellow Identity-Americans: As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for their ... well, support. Your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my...

An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey. He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from...

Take this test and see how savvy you really are. Can you correctly recognize the icons. I got 18 out of 20. Beat that. cramersweeney.com No cheating.

Feng Shui and you Take just a couple of minutes to take this test &see what happens! If you are honest this tells the truth -- it's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, NO cheating!! The answers are at the bottom... 1. Which is your favourite color: red, black...

RECENT STUDY FOUND OUT WHICH DAYS MEN PREFER TO HAVE SEX. IT WAS FOUND THAT MEN PREFERRED TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY ON THE DAYS THAT STARTED WITH THE LETTER "T". EXAMPLES TUESDAY THURSDAY TODAY TOMORROW THANKSGIVING THATURDAY THUNDAY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~...

Check out this site if you want to see all the superbowl ads. It`s hard to beat the Budlight minds. Budweiser's dog and pony show takes top Ad Meter spot - USATODAY.com

A Japanese company ( Toyota ) and an American company (General Motors) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race. On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans, very discouraged and...

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no...

If "w" was to resign today...this sould be his last speech... Normally, I start these things out by saying 'My Fellow Americans.' Not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and...

Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, damn, someoneshould go and tell his wife.'...