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In ancient Greece, Socrates the great philosopher was widely revered for his wisdom. One day an aquaintance of his came running up to Socrates and excitedly said, "Do you know what i just heard about one of your students?" "Wait a minute" Socrates replied, "Before you tell me I`d like you to...

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing. *** A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and...

LETTER FROM A FARM KID (NOW AT San Diego MARINE CORPS RECRUIT TRAINING) Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Larson by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are...

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This is in Portuguese, but you`ll get the idea...... 1. First let it load...... 2.Second type your name in the first space....then type a friends name in the second space....skip the other two spaces... 3.Then click on the word VIZUALIZAR at the bottom...and watch...

Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California , would-be robber James Elliot...

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.) Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license...

Go to this link and look at 5 public service announcementsfrom other places. You know the kind we have in the USA. These are alot more graphic. http://www.esquire.com/the-side/video/lunchbreak113007

If you like gadgets as much as I do, you should enjoy these from around the world. http://studentsmetro.com/fun/images/572/Most_Useful_Inventions

This is what can happen when you outsource. "I was very depressed last night so I called a suicide hotline. The phone rang several times, and I was put on hold for a few minutes while listening to whirling dervish type music. When somebody answered they spoke english with an accent. Seems I...

Boudreaux done got old and his children dun put him in the old folks home near Breaux Bridge, Louisiana where he dun met a lovely lady dat were from Texas . Now Boudreaux being a fine upstanding Catholic, he didn't want to do nutin' dat were against his religion, no. So he dun propose...

On the road thinking about Christmas, take a minute to play this. Every now and then something makes you smile, and just enjoy it. No message, no ulterior motive, no anything except what it says. Here`s a song for all of you driving along to pick up your spirits...

Leroy goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After awhile the preacher asks anyone with needs to be prayed over to come forward to the front at the altar. Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?" Leroy replies...

On the road thinking about Christmas, take a minute to play this. Every now and then something makes you smile, and just enjoy it. No message, no ulterior motive, no anything except what it says. Here`s a song for all of you driving along to pick up your spirits...

A study found the average American golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found American golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, American golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind Of Makes You Proud Doesn't it !

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The old ant and grasshopper story...We all know the first version. A second version with different moral has been developed. OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool...

NOW THIS IS A STORY WORTH TELLING. THIS STORY EXEMPLIFIES GUN CONTROL AS IT SHOULD BE. Shooting in Butte, Montana Shotgun preteen vs. illegal alien Home Invaders Butte, Montana November 5, 2006 Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would...

The following is the philosophy of Charles Schultz, the creator of the "Peanuts" comic strip. You don't have to actually answer the questions. Just read straight through, and you'll get the point. 1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world. 2. Name the last five Heisman trophy...

This is an interesting OTR article on how and what they do in Australia. http://lifeontheroad.com/2007/10/15/driving-a-road-train/333.html