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    Are you marketing savvy?

    Take this test and see how savvy you really are. Can you correctly recognize the icons. I got 18 out of 20. Beat that. cramersweeney.com No cheating.
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    Feng Shui and you

    Feng Shui and you Take just a couple of minutes to take this test &see what happens! If you are honest this tells the truth -- it's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, NO cheating!! The answers are at the bottom... 1. Which is your favourite color: red, black...
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    New Findings

    RECENT STUDY FOUND OUT WHICH DAYS MEN PREFER TO HAVE SEX. IT WAS FOUND THAT MEN PREFERRED TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY ON THE DAYS THAT STARTED WITH THE LETTER "T". EXAMPLES TUESDAY THURSDAY TODAY TOMORROW THANKSGIVING THATURDAY THUNDAY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~...
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    Superbowl ads

    Check out this site if you want to see all the superbowl ads. It`s hard to beat the Budlight minds. Budweiser's dog and pony show takes top Ad Meter spot - USATODAY.com
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    True not funny

    A Japanese company ( Toyota ) and an American company (General Motors) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race. On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans, very discouraged and...
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    Valentine for men

    Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no...
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    Bush`s last speech

    If "w" was to resign today...this sould be his last speech... Normally, I start these things out by saying 'My Fellow Americans.' Not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and...
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    Sensitivity

    Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, damn, someoneshould go and tell his wife.'...
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    Ray Stevens

    This is Ray Stevens at his best... YouTube - squirrel music video
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    Remember Me

    This was done by a 15 year old girl. http://www.youtube.com/v/ervaMPt4Ha0&autoplay=1
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    One Liners

    oneliners
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    Blonde

    A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WALMART! Why WALMART??? HELLOOOOOOOOO! WALMART is the largest retailer in the world!!!
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    The Dog

    A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says 'I've had enough of this'. She goes downstairs. The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband...
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    Reaction Time

    See how quick you really are. http://www.bbc.co.uk./science/humanbody/sleep/sheep/reaction_version5.swf
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    Match-o-matic

    This is interesting. Just answer the questions. ABC News: Match-O-Matic
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    The goverment man

    A man owned a small farm in Saskatchewan. The Saskatchewan Provincial Wage & Hours Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent. "Well," replied the...
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    This Is A Keeper!

    This is hours and hours of listening pleasure. I hope you like it.All the big hits from 1950-1982 at your fingertipe. Great site!! Playa Cofi Jukebox - Our Musical Heritage
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    Billboard

    Saw a billboard that said: 'Need help, call Jesus.' 1-800-005-3787 ...Out of curiosity I did. A Mexican showed up with a tow truck
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    The Duck Hunter

    A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak. He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew the gun fell over, and discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later...
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    Political Correctness

    Political Correctness "Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
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