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Without question rjrrob, you should be mindful of the source of any info here. As an example, dhalltoyo once used what he refered to as "chatter on the cb" as the source for info he posted here. That would, very clearly, brand him as a questionable source, IMHO.

Hey Lawrence, what's the name of that state park in your neck of the woods?

Dreamer's accepting the award? Just who the h-e-double hockey sticks does he think he is? I'm a BIG STAR!!! And I'll tell you another thing, if Danny Elfman's doin' the music on this new project that, who is it, Turtle?, came up with, I'm outta here. The guy does the Simpsons theme and everyone...

Highway Star pokes his head out of what's left of his trashed trailer. "Hey, where'd everyone go? I'm a big star and I'm having a major hissyfit and nobody's coming over to fix things!" The only one on the set is Cheri, carrying a script in the middle of a rewrite. "Production's been shut...

Swallowing small amounts of saliva on a regular basis causes cancer.

I'm wondering if you were meant to hear the conversation. Appealing to your compassionate side for damage control. And, you may be hotter than you think. Why, just a couple of weeks ago I was at a Hooters having a healthy supper of wings and beer, and I was informed that I'm a "sweetheart"...

I'll join OVM in the doing O.K. club. In my case, just barely O.K. But, O.K. Paying the bills, but that's about it. In the current climate, that'll do. It does help that I operate like xo6 talked about. When it's busy, I run. It's funny how often people that are hung up on "putting the past...

"CUT! CUT!" yells Highway Star. The director informs him that writer/actors have no authority to say cut or action. "I don't care", says Star. "My agent said I had a "no soiled undies" clause in my contract. I've put up with you people so far, I didn't even complain about the brown M&Ms not...

...better, but I was really diggin' lookin' like that "keep on truckin'" dude from back in the 70s. Highway Star looked at Moot angrily and said, "You have a lot of nerve showing your face here, you poser!" Moot said, "I understand and I'm sorry. But, that's all behind me now. I have something...

...teach these puppies to be lean, mean fighting machines. I'll need the help because I'm still recovering from that beating you all gave me for having you believe in Moot. How could I have been so gullible? Chinchilla pelts, for cripes sake!! Anyway, once we hit the foot of the bridge, we...

Ya know that story thread? There's not just interspecies mating, it's gay interspecies mating!

Termite, get a Blueparrot. IMHO, the best bluetooth headset available.

It does happen where I'm contracted. It's rare and with just a couple of customers. In both cases, it's loads with days of advance notice.

...They needed to step back a moment and evaluate the situation. They knew Louixo was right, they needed to get off. Ahhh... The island. Cruzer said, "Look you guys, what are we doing here? This 2 headed cat Dragon Lady is whacked out of her mind. The way I see it, we have scantily clad...

While angels are credited with doing many good deeds, do you really think they have time for this kind of thing?

A few weeks ago, there was a wallet left on the card reader at the J. I planned to take it in when I was done, but the guy ahead of me was obviously looking for it when I saw him get back out of his truck. I waved to him and returned it, cash intact. Well, not much has happened since then...

...it was Moot, hovering above them once again. What they thought was snow was actually Moot's dandruff. "You've all made a valiant effort, but need some focus. If you all stroke you're chinchilla pelts and chant the mantra, you can summon the oracle Bernie Madoff. The all powerful Madoff...

While there is certainly much here to laugh at and mock, isn't this the kind of thread that belongs in the carrier forum? All this concern about an advance is just too funny!!

They have improved the trucker channel, but they need to come up with something for the overnight. I don't know what that crap is they have now, I didn't last 10 minutes with it the other night.

...listened to some Jimi Hendrix and Pink Floyd, amazed at how awesome it sounded on acid. Someone suggested finding a DVD of The Wizard of Oz. Then, a bright light appeared and Moot, his white beard flowing in the breeze, hovered above them. "I can show you the way if you..."