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  1. Turtle

    February load 1 rolling

    That's because your mind isn't in the gutter. Like mine is. :D I know you didn't. I'm just havin' fun. I'm in Battle Creek, so you know.
  2. Turtle

    February load 1 rolling

    Anybody else's mind in the gutter after reading that? No? Just me? Oh kay.
  3. Turtle

    The Trump Card...

    Weeeell, now we know why the Dems, the FBI and others were pissin' their pants over this memo. The Schiff just hit the fan.
  4. Turtle

    Cargo Van 1st time in Laredo

    The Republic of the Rio Grande Museum is definitely worth the visit (if you like history and stuff. If not, just go to the mall, or the produce section at HEB). It's a very small museum, takes 30-60 minutes to see, but it's crammed full of history from the early 1800s about Laredo and the...
  5. Turtle

    Ready for another Feb-ulos Month

    Depends on weight, and length. There are formulas, but basically anything longer than 10 feet will need at least 2 staps, plus one every 10 feet after the first to feet. The WLL needs to be at least half the weight of the load, and except for things like wheeled vehicles (bulldozer, tractor...
  6. Turtle

    The Trump Card...

    Lucas is really funny on so many levels, mainly because he's spot on with the absurdity of the spin. The video of Senator Joe Manchin at the end is epic.
  7. Turtle

    February load 1 rolling

    Holy crap. That's pretty awesome (even though that's a grammatically improper use of pretty and awesome).
  8. Turtle

    The Trump Card...

    Just a few toons that I think are pretty good...
  9. Turtle

    The Trump Card...

    Yeah, I've read that article, and several like it, that go to great lengths to explain how it's darned near impossible to do something nefarious when dealing with a secret federal court in a non-adversarial manner that has virtually no accountability and even less transparency. <snort> I've...
  10. Turtle

    The Trump Card...

    What works for me is the unimpassioned truth, and not trying to criminalize political disagreements. The partisan call of "Lock her up!" and "Lock him up!" are equally retarded. If Trump or someone else in his posse committed any crimes, they need to answer for them. If Hillary committed any...
  11. Turtle

    Ready for another Feb-ulos Month

    Done. I have so many typos of my own that I didn't even catch that one. o_O
  12. Turtle

    Ready for another Feb-ulos Month

    Feb-ulos I like it!
  13. Turtle

    The Trump Card...

    Two comments... One, hey, it's got Maggie in the byline, so you just know it's rock solid. Two, there is zero chance that Mueller indicts Trump for anything, much less obstruction of justice.
  14. Turtle

    The Trump Card...

    It's funny, because it's true.
  15. Turtle

    The Trump Card...

    Pretty much sums up the entire speech.
  16. Turtle

    New Year in Load One January 2018

    It's really annoying having a starting battery with a bad (shorted internal) cell and you know more about the batteries than the person doing the testing and making the warranty replacement decision. Battery is fully charged and tested fine. A battery with a bad cell will do that. But let it...
  17. Turtle

    I want to be your Dispatcher

    He hasn't logged back on since he made that first (and only) post.
  18. Turtle

    New Year in Load One January 2018

    That's one helluva recruiting tool right there. That home screen at 10 seconds isn't mine, but that Current Trip screen a second later is. :D
  19. Turtle

    Carbon Monoxide Alarms

    This makes me very happy. People die out here (and in the home, and everywhere else) from all kinds of things, accidents, heart attacks, whatever. It happens. But dying from carbon monoxide poisoning just breaks my heart because it's so easily preventable. Making these easily available is just...
  20. Turtle

    The Trump Card...

    They're like little butterflies that live 24 hours and think that's all there is.
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