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One beautiful December evening, Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were sitting, overlooking the ocean. There was a romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said, "Hey, let's play Weeweechu." "Oh no, not now, let's just look at the moon" said Jung Lee. "Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I play...

Tony...Your funniest!lol

December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas Cards. December 2 Have Mormon Tabernacle Choir record outgoing Christmas message for answering machine. December 3 Using candlewick and handgilded miniature pine...

This comes under the heading of yuo can see why we´re in trouble. We are all familiar with the famous poem. Read this.. T'was the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic energy was not in evidence among...

funny juju!

Much has been written over the years about what makes a great relationship.Poets have taken a shot at it, as well as psyhcologists,advice columinists, talk show hosts, and the list goes on. Here are five basic rules to consider from a man´s point of view. THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP 1. It's...

1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 4. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat. 5. Artificial...

How about when your about to whiz your pants and you´re running for the restroom and it´s "closed for cleaning" Also..when you´re browsing thru the truck paper or other publications, and you see something that catches your eye, and you look to see if you can swing the cost, and it says "call...

This was posted a couple of times over the last couple of years to answer the constant question that comes up about expediting. That question is, can I make a living at expediting etc.etc?, from novices and wannabes. The only thing I can see that has changed from the time I originally posted...

California recently passed a law to make English the official state language. However there will be some minor changes over the coming years. read the explanation. The New California Governor has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the state, rather...

You´re sitting around somewhere waiting for the next assignment, you don´t feel like watching TV, so here is a list of things you can get at your local library, for a quick read. THE WORLD´S THINNEST BOOKS. 20. BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno 19. HOME BUILT AIRPLANES by John Denver 18. HOW TO...

Collards is green, My dog's name is Blue And I'm so lucky To have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk A-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's And without all them fleas. You move like the bass, Which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales But I luv you anyway...

Over the years, in all weight classes of trucks, I have also been a victim of overzealous scale house "goons". It comes and goes. Weave was right in the sense that, some will find a minor thing to pull you over, and that gives them an excuse to roll under your truck on a creeper, and really give...

AUTO REPAIR A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" SPEEDING TICKET A...

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?" 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to...

I saw something on here last week that Teacel put up about seeing if you are the weakest link. Here is a more exact and easier way to tell where you are on the food chain. Read the following sentences as fast as possible aloud. This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat...

Bill..great simple sentiment, that I enjoyed and forwarded.

STUDY FINDS YOU REALLY DON'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE In Grand Scheme of Things, Your Hard Work, Diligence, Found to Mean Squat London, England (SatireWire.com) — In an unprecedented study, British and American researchers have concluded that despite what you've been told at work, you really don't...

When you were children did you read Dr. Suess? Well imagine if the good doctor were a tech write in this age of computers If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the...

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself...