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  1. Turtle

    It never stops amazing me...

    Except the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, who keeps track of these things, says vehicles hauling property for commercial purposes pose no more of a safety risk than any other van, SUV, pickup truck or car. In fact, it's a little less than the average passenger vehicle. The FMCSA...
  2. Turtle

    The Deep State Files

    The entire Mueller investigation was not birthed due to evidence, but rather due to political wants and desires. I would say, "Burn it all down," but that might get me a visit from Mueller, wanting to know what I was thinking when I said it.
  3. Turtle

    It never stops amazing me...

    Incorrect. It would seem to make sense, logically, but no. There are no state laws prohibiting any non-CMV of exceeding the GVWR of the vehicle. For example, my GVWR is 8,550 pounds. If my empty weight is 6,000 pounds and I load 3,000 pounds of freight on board, that means I weigh 9,000...
  4. Turtle

    I'm a Moth

    Guy goes into a dentist's office. The dentist says, "How can I help you?" The guy says, "I'm a moth." The dentist says, "Excuse me?" The guy says, "I'm a moth." The dentist says, "I think maybe you should be seeing a psychiatrist, not a dentist." The guy says, "I saw a psychiatrist." The...
  5. Turtle

    The Trump Card...

    If Trump fired Rosenstein and/or Mueller, he certainly has the authority to do it, but it would look to partisans and non partisans, political animals and regular citizens, like Trump is hiding something. Something big. Like a smoking gun. High crimes and misdemeanors means precisely whatever...
  6. Turtle

    New App for Sprinters & Cargo Vans

    Vas You Ever in Zinzinnati?
  7. Turtle

    New App for Sprinters & Cargo Vans

    The customer calls the shots on exclusive use or not. The carrier, technology, or anything else takes a back seat to that.
  8. Turtle

    Detroit area cluster f¿ck

    Does the last word in this thread title remind anyone else of hockey? No? Just me, then. OK.
  9. Turtle

    Apps Topic tab

    I'm not sure, maybe JoshM will know, but I think that's a hard coded Tapatalk thing
  10. Turtle

    The Trump Card...

    No. The only thing I know about Lil' Kim is that Dianna Ross felt her up on national TV during an MTV awards show.
  11. Turtle

    The Trump Card...

    Look at me! I'm in North Korea! Now I'm in South Korea! Now I'm in North Korea! South Korea! North Korea! Put your left foot in, put your left foot out, put your left foot in, and you shake it all about... Oh, do a little dance Make a little love Get down tonight, get down tonight Do a...
  12. Turtle

    The Trump Card...

    We're off to see the Wizard The wonderful Wizard of Trump We hear he is a cheeze of a wiz If ever a wiz there was If ever, oh ever cheese wiz there was The Wizard of Trump is one because Because, because, because, because, because Because of the MAGA things he does We're off to see the Wizard...
  13. Turtle

    Detroit area cluster f¿ck

    Combination of Autocorrect, typing on a phone, and breathtakingly poor proofreading.
  14. Turtle

    The Fake News Depot

    I guess you saw all the FAKE NEWS from CNN about Admiral Ronny Jackson and his antics on overseas trips. One that Manu Raju, CNN"s cracker Jack reporter, related was when Jackson got drunk in 2015 and banged on the door of a female employee, and he was so loud that the Secret Service had to get...
  15. Turtle

    The Trump Card...

    He'll never say "NO COLLUSION" as many times as his opposition will claim there was.
  16. Turtle

    The Trump Card...

    Not sure why the parrot, since "no collusion" isn't a talking point to be parrotted, and is instead a finding of fact. The burden of proof lies with the accuser, and the accusers have all come up empty.
  17. Turtle

    Detroit area cluster f¿ck

    You know what SNAFU stands for, right? That's Detroit.
  18. Turtle

    Fishfly festival

    Saw the headline and thought this was about a Chinese cookout.
  19. Turtle

    Load One April!

    Apple iPhone ® Apple filed for the registration in 2009 with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office, and was granted the trademark for the phrase in 2010. Apple in 2009 started using the phrase in TV ads to show off the endless multitude of apps available for iOS devices through its popular App...
  20. Turtle

    Load One April!

    Once it gets out of beta test it'll be fine. :D
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