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  1. louixo

    Most unique gift you ever received?

    Jansie....I don't remember what movie it was in, but it was a long time ago. Posting a picture of it...I'll have to work on that! May be above my computer skill level.
  2. louixo

    Most unique gift you ever received?

    Some 30 years or so ago my wife asked me what I'd like for my birthday. What I'd like, of course, was not what she could afford, like a new Corvette, so I would try to think of something I wanted, but would always say I had everything, and I really did. I had enough shirts, socks, man toys...
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    What will happen?

    YouTube - Multiculturalisme et islam en France reportage de CBN
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    BBQ Rules

    We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2)...
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    Exchanging gifts

    it all began with an iPhone... My son celebrated his birthday in July. I got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't ?? I celebrated my birthday in September, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad. I got my daughter an iPod Touch for her birthday in...
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    Old rock stars

    http://dalesdesigns.net/rock-on.htm
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    Teaching the natives

    A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty and was leaving his Mission In the jungle where he had spent years teaching the natives when he realized That the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English. So he Takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and...
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    Happy St. Patrick's day

    A couple of Irish quickies.... Mick and Paddy were stumbling home after a night on the beer when a severed head rolled along the ground in front of them. Mick picked it up by the hair and held it out at arms length, and said to Paddy "Jez, don’t that look like Sean O’Hara?" to which Paddy...
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    Pig races in Katy Texas

    YouTube - pig race mosque pt 2
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    Before and after....Japan

    ABC News - Japan Earthquake: before and after
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    Fido merengue

    YouTube - Merengue Dancing Golden Retriever
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    Short and sweet

    A man is sitting on the veranda with his wife and he says, “I love you.” She asks, “Is that you or the beer talking?” “It’s me,”He replies, “I’m talking to the beer.”
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    You think diesel i expensive?

    All these examples do NOT imply that diesel is cheap; it just illustrates how outrageous some prices are.... You will be really shocked by the last one! (At least, I was...) Compared with Diesel....... Think a gallon of diesel is expensive? This makes one think, and...
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    Today's newspaper headlines from around the world

    Just put your pointer on a city anywhere in the world and the newspaper headlines pop up. Double click and the page gets larger. You can read the entire paper on some if you click in the right place. You can spend forever here. Newseum | Today's Front Pages | Map View
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    Quickie in the bushes

    Quickie in the Bushes There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells...
  16. louixo

    Who shot JFK?

    YouTube - ASESINATO DE JFK POR LOS ILUMINATI-BILDERBERG ( COPER2012 )
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    Vanity

    Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old. Well . . . You'll love this one. My name is alice , and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dds diploma on the wall...
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    Thwarting the hucksters

    Three Little Words That Work!! (1)The three little words are: 'Hold On, Please...' Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a...
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    Switching horses

    In your expediting career, are you still driving the same class unit? I always drove a "D" unit, but I knew several people that also drove D's and changed up or down. If you did change, what class did you change from, and into what? What were your reasons, and what were the results as far as...
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    Garfield on the oil crisis

    A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~ Our OIL is...
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