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1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor Gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student And had breezed through the questions until I read The last one: "What is the first name of the woman who...

I have my secret decoder ring...do you have yours?....Give us a break!!

As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers. I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was...

This is fascinating. It's a text to voice system, you can do in many languages. Check it out. Free demo to create avatars using Text-to-Speech (TTS) by SitePal

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them. “Not very long,” answered the Mexican. “But then, why didn’t you stay out longer and catch more?” asked the American...

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Hilarious School Answering Machine Video

A couple was being interviewed on TV for their 50th wedding anniversary. The husband said to his wife "Whenever I got mad at you, you never seemed to get upset". He added "How did you manage to control your temper?" She answered, "I just went and cleaned the toilet". He said "How did that...

YouTube - [Guitar] Cha Sun Chon et al. - "Our Kindergarten Teacher" {DPRK Music}

A family of moles had been hibernating all winter. One beautiful spring morning, they woke up. The father mole stuck his head out of the hole and looked around. "Mother Mole!" He called back down the hole. "Come up here! I smell honey, fresh made honey!" The mother mole ran up and squeezed in...

In the line at the store, the bouncy bleach-blond cashier asked the older woman, " didn't you bring your own grocery bag, plastic bags aren’t good for the environment you know"?! The woman apologized in a nice way to her and explained, “We didn’t have the green thing back in my day.” That's...

Cravendale - Cats with thumbs

Bubba had shingles. Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba: Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him...

Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh The crick Southern women know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' Shugah Southern women...

Remember it's only humor... How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit two more in...

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghan Desert . During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. "Get rid of that camel" he says to the Sergeant. "Sir, if you do that you'll have major disciplinary problems...

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A time killer: Koalas to the Max dot Com

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. One year they wanted to make me poster boy... for birth control. I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. My uncle's dying wish...

A few years ago I switched from Wachovia to TD Bank. Wachovia, which already charged a fee for using non-Wachovia ATMs, had added another fee for using a teller more than three times a month. Argh. TD Bank had neither fee as well as more consumer-friendly hours. Since then I have been happily...