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Some of the artists of the 60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. A new geezer tour is planned for this fall. They include: Herman's Hermits...Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker The Bee Gees......How Can You Mend a Broken Hip Bobby...

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical...

- News Anchor Dan Rather and Peter Jennings, NPR Reporter Cokie Roberts and a U.S. Marine were hiking through the desert one day when they were captured by Iraqis. They were tied up, led to the village and brought before the leader. The leader said, "I am familiar with your western custom...

So as not to be outdone by all the Redneck, Hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if: 1. Your co-worker has 8 body piercing's and none are visible. 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house. 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying...

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue. A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. A shark is the only fish...

I keep my spare keys under one the running light lenses on top of the cab, or inside one of the outside lights somewhere.(one ignition,one door). I tape them together, and tape them down to the body under the lens, so they won´t move. I can always find a screw driver to get at them. The belt...

Here are some quickie funnies. There´s a couple of punny ones for in there for Tom. 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path 4. How Do You...

Daddy, how was I born? DAD SAYS: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother...

I heard many years ago that a diesel engine does not emit carbon monoxide, because of it's efficiency. That is the reason you can sleep in your truck and not have to worry. It's the gas engines that are dangerous. I have asked this question of many a mechanic and some say it's true, some say no...

Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..." A jumper cable walks into a...

RE: I had to concentrate to get this one...funny!

A good one Tom! I´ll forward that to all my pun loving friends.

Auto transport is not my cup of tea. I may just go back to big rig and stay in expediting, or go big rig in another area. I always ran team. This will only be my second time out as a single in my trucking career. Just looking for feedback and input, as to what´s out there.

Pulled from the shelves by the yuppie generation. Remeber thos books Mommy or daddy used to read to you when you were little. Then along came Dr. suess, and the Yuppies and rearranged the rules of child rearing. The first thing they did was pull all the books. Here is a list of hard to find...

I´m familiar with hotshot, and there are any number of rig combinations on the road. I think a flatbed lowboy or drop deck would be the ideal setup for expediting if the freight is out there. As Preacher mentioned, maybe it already is out there but called by a different name(hotshot). I read a...

Thanks Preacher. That´s the kind of info I´m curious about. I´m taking some extended time off right now, but when I come back out I will be running single for awhile. I´m not so sure expediting will be for me as a single. In my tractor trailer days, I used to do alot of specialized liftgate, and...

I posted a couple of weeks ago, asking about trucking/expediting and trends, and didn´t get the answer to my question. What I was trying to find out, is, for example in expediting, if you´rea single, do you see any specialty areas that are starting to open?(super D units, super B units or...

Top Ten Signs You Know You've Joined A Redneck HMO... 10. Your Viagra prescription includes a Popsicle stick and some duct tape. 9. The only 100% covered expense is embalming. 8. Your Prozac comes in colors and has little "m"s on each pill. 7. Preventive Care Coverage includes "an apple a...

> > > > > "You know "that look" women get when > > > > > they want sex? Me neither." -Steve Martin > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't > > > > > have a good partner, you'd better have a > > > > > good hand." -Woody Allen > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >...