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here's another beautiful ecard to send to friends and family.... The Christmas Tree - animated Flash ecard by Jacquie Lawson

Thanks everyone! As we progress into the last weeks of 2010, I want to thank all of you for your educational posts over the past 11 months. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I no longer open a bathroom door, on or off the road, without using a paper towel, or...

As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow , there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink." "Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London...

Thomas Jefferson was a very remarkable man who started learning very early In life and never stopped. At 5, began studying under his cousins tutor. At 9, studied Latin, Greek and French. At 14, studied classical literature and additional languages. At 16, entered the...

How the Russians deal with Somali pirates. A lesson. Я Ñама была такою 300 лет тому назад... - "Без Ñуда и ÑледÑÑ‚ÐиÑ". Смотрите, девочки.

I wonder how often we take for granted that children understand what we are teaching??? An 8 year old child was asked to do a book report on the Bible. Through the eyes of a child: The Children's Bible in a Nutshell In the beginning, which occurred near the start...

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Here's wishing you all a Merry Christmas with this ecard you can send to your family and friends. http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/preview/flash/bws8Shell_fps24.swf?ihost=http://ak.imgag.com/imgag&brandldrPath=/product/full/el/&cardNum=/product/full/ap/3166187/graphic1

YouTube - HELP YOU MAKE IT TO YOUR FLIGHT - Buck Howdy

A man in Greenville, South Carolina calls his son in San Fran cisco, California the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough". "Dad, what are you talking about?'" the son...

The first part is the Republican women. As you're listening to that part be thinking of what song they will play for the Democrat women. YouTube - Republican vs. Democrat Women

Bill Cosby, understanding Southern. video on CastTV Video Search

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives (!?!), read on.... At a recent computer expo (COMDEX),Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: , 'If FORD had kept up with technology...

BEWARE: Non-Alcoholic Drinkers will be out during the holiday! Please take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are...

YouTube - Lou Rawls Colonoscopy Exam in English

1. Do You Love As Good As You Look? 2. Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life 3. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye 4. Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares 5. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 6. I Fell In A Pile Of...

'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this potential, including that species of domestic rodent known as Mus musculus. Hosiery was...

I solved it on the first go. I was thinking of the least impact on the average citizen. Not politics, or influence, or re-election. Can you solve it? Actually I had more than solved it. nytimes.com/interactive/2010/11/13/weekinreview/deficits-graphic.html

A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when...

Husband comes home from work and finds his wife standing in the mirror rubbing her breast with tissue. Husband: Honey, why are you standing in the mirror rubbing your breast with tissue ? Wife: Well, I was watching Oprah this afternoon and she had this expert on the panel who says a...