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By Henry Briggs View and purchase photos There’s been a lot of discussion of the American Dream recently. It started from Tom’s disarmingly simple concept: “all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life...

YouTube - Happy New Year - Auld Lang Syne by Sissel (Live)

The place from where you pilot the plane is the ****pit. A male rooster is a ****. A person from a particular part of England is a ****ney. If your hat is on your head crooked, it is ****ed. A person who is absolutely certain is ****sure of themselves. Some one who is too sure of his...

Move you mouse around and marvel at this photographic technology, that allows you to be in the ****pit of the Enola Gay. This was the plane that Paul Tibbits and his crew flew to drop the atom bomb on Japan, and end World War ll. Enola Gay / Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum

A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE (Very Short) “Doctor I have a pain in my stomach” 2000 BC - “Here, eat this root.” 1000 BC - “That root is heathen, say this prayer.” 1850 AD – That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.” 1940 AD - “That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.” 1985 AD –...

Mine will be to not make any, because I know I will weaken, and break it. The important things I should do like get more exercise, eat healthier, etc. I may take a stab at, but who am I kidding. I'm just going to concentrate on treating myself to more things that make me happy. That should do it!

The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Vote for Obama' hat and a...

On September 22, 2010, with the departure of the Expedition 23 crew, Colonel Douglas H. Wheelock assumed command of the International Space Station and the Expedition 25 crew. He is also known as @Astro_Wheels on twitter, where he has been tweeting pictures to his followers since he arrived at...

YouTube - THE DIGITAL STORY OF THE NATIVITY

I have never in my life heard gaelic spoken, and thought it was a dead language until I ran across this video by accident. It sounds like it would be a very difficult language to learn, and if you did learn it, there are few places where it is spoken. I know there are many people of Irish...

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word...

8th Place In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. 7th Place A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he ran", accidentally, jogged off...

Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year! I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and colleagues, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyer recently, and on advice I wish to say the following: Please...

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16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document" 13 "If you...

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said Softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!" My eyes lit up...

Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is." The second hunter...

Ole Olsen vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all 10 of his finkers. He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik & vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole & said, 'Let's have da finkers & I'll see vhat I can do.' Ole said, 'I haven't got da...

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES. ' You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN- AMERICANS. And, furthermore. .. HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE...

We were in slow-moving traffic the other day and the car in front of us had an Obama bumper sticker on it. It read: "Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8". My husband's Bible was lying on the dash board & he got it & opened it up to the scripture & read it. He started laughing & laughing. Then...