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  1. OntarioVanMan

    North Carolina: Anti-Gun Legislation Hiding Within

    Friday, April 27, 2007 from nra.org On Monday, April 30, the North Carolina House of Representatives is scheduled to vote on House Bill 1287, introduced by Representative Ronnie Sutton (D-47), which seeks to create a new statewide database to which sheriffs would report all individuals who...
  2. OntarioVanMan

    Did you hear about Swen and Ole’s wreck this wee

    Two good old boys from South Dakota were driving their truck, loaded with barley seed, through the back roads in the Black Hills when they came to an overpass with a sign which read, "CLEARANCE: 11' 3". They got out and measured their rig, which was 12 feet 4 inches tall. "Vhat da ya tink?"...
  3. OntarioVanMan

    Degussa considering biodiesel catalyst plant in Al

    Specialty chemical supplier Degussa is considering to construct a plant in Alabama to supply the growing biodiesel market in Canada, Mexico and the USA. The 60,000 metric ton facility in Mobile, Alabama, would make alkoxides, used as transesterification catalyst for biodiesel. "With this...
  4. OntarioVanMan

    ConocoPhillips and Tyson Foods to produce renewabl

    ConocoPhillips plans to produce diesel fuel from beef, pork and poultry by-product animal fat supplied by Tyson Foods. Production is expected to ramp up as much as 175 million gallons per year of renewable diesel using thermal depolymerization. It's an NExBTL, H-bio process, different from...
  5. OntarioVanMan

    Canada Reminder: ACE

    ACE starts to-day! Do you have your lead sheets????
  6. OntarioVanMan

    Re: Conneticutt???

    Where do you's stay is this darned state? The TA is a crap hole in Hartford...We found a 24hr walmart in Willowmantic. Where we are now.
  7. OntarioVanMan

    Storys from the The No-Fly List.

    I am posting the below with the permission of Professor Walter F. Murphy, emeritus of Princeton University. For those who do not know, Professor Murphy is easily the most distinguished scholar of public law in political science. His works on both constitutional theory and judicial behavior are...
  8. OntarioVanMan

    A newbe might want to read up.

    http://www.coopsareopen.com/
  9. OntarioVanMan

    South Dakota Technology from Ole

    After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had an underground cable telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks...
  10. OntarioVanMan

    you maybe next!

    Canadian Van owners will not get the per diem/meal allowance anymore..The sentence in bold tells it all. This is one reason why I don't waste my money on lobby groups like the CTA or OOIDA becuase they only cater to the big trucks. OTTAWA, ONTARIO--(CCNMatthews - March 19, 2007) - Today's...
  11. OntarioVanMan

    Ah, spring...

    Some of you have already paid your taxes and the rest will have to pay this week. I found this illustration of taxes and tax cuts written by David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D., Professor of Economics at the University of Georgia that I’d like to share with you: Since it is tax season, let's put...
  12. OntarioVanMan

    Becoming Illegal

    Becoming Illegal (Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart Senate Office Building Phone (202) 224 3254 Washington DC, 20510 Dear Senator Harkin, As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask...
  13. OntarioVanMan

    Day on A South Dakota Ranch

    On my brother-in-laws ranch! Taz is 10 yrs old! Harding County suffered a major brain drain on Wednesday when Jennifer Anders and I accompanied the Academic Olympic kids to McLaughlin. We stopped in Lemmon on the way home and saw Mike Gebhart at the gas station. Mike tried to hide his bandaged...
  14. OntarioVanMan

    Illegals working on DOD contract!!!

    From the J.B Society: As ABC News recently reported, according to an internal Justice Department memo the guidelines issued by U.S. attorneys in Texas showed that most illegal immigrants crossing into the state have to be arrested at least six times before federal authorities would prosecute...
  15. OntarioVanMan

    About SS

    to quote fkatz: Gotta put my 2 cents worth in, It seems that the Social Security might run out a lot faster since Congress passed that "ilegal Aliens" can recieve SS Benefits even though they did not contribute to it. AINT THAT A KICK IN THE YOU KNOW WHERE!!!! AND YOU KNOW ALL THEY HAVE TO DO...
  16. OntarioVanMan

    Indian Politics

    An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "I want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure, coming right up." He gets the Indian a big mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo...
  17. OntarioVanMan

    gps!

    This is unbelievable. You can track anyone via their cell phone by using the "satellite positioning system." Just type in the phone number with the area code and click "start search." Check this out! http://www.sat-gps-locate.com
  18. OntarioVanMan

    Happy Anniversary!

    To my wife JuJubeans (aka Judy) Kudzu is green, my dog's name is Blue, And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk, a-flappin' in the breeze. Softer than Blue's, and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excites me in May. You ain't got no...
  19. OntarioVanMan

    I want to live my next life backwards:

    You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years...
  20. OntarioVanMan

    Deductables when using mileage formula.

    Hey Frank. You have a list of whats deductable when using the mileage system? I remember: Tolls Showers Motel I believe maintenaince, fuel, van payments, insurance all are covered under the mileage system. Hows about faxes?...clothes...office supplies...cell phone..lap top..??
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