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Bush goes into a local pub where he encounters three girls of the night, a blonde, brunette and a redhead To the blonde he said, "I am the President of the United States.... How much would it cost me to spend some time with you? The blonde replied, "Two hundred dollars." To the brunette he posed...

The big automotive news out of the States is that George W. Bush was caught campaigning in Ohio aboard a bus made in Canada. Ohio is an industrial state where industry is suffering, and the bus, built by Prevost in Sainte-Claire, Que., tricked up in Republican colours and emblazoned with the...

Just came back from the Ford dealer here. I was checking out the Unicell. About 50G's up here in Canada depending on the toys you want, same as the Sprinter. But Sprinter has the edge. Learned abit of news! First and foremost I was informed Chevy is not putting a diesel engine into any...

Well here's my point... Ever since the fuel charge was invented I am guessing around Desert Storm because of spiriling pump prices. Companies asked their customers for a small surcharge to help themselves and thier O/O's stay in business. (correct anywhere if my ideas are wrong) BUT somewhere...

As he was driving home from work, a man in a rural community was stopped by a local police officer. The motorist was given a ticket for failing to come to a full stop at a stop sign. "Don't I get a warning?" he protested. The officer replied, "Sure. If you don't come to a complete stop next...

Well the manager went and done it! He closed the restuarant for the night shift! Said he was losing money Gee I wonder why? Food was not great ( instant potatoes) and OVER priced. And some of the staff lacked basic verbal skills. He shoulda asked the drivers what THEY thought would make it ok...

3 drivers for us all this year hit the million kilometre mark and all are GM's with the digital odemeter and none of them will turn over after hitting 999,999? Now they have to keep track of mileage manually. GM wants about 300 bucks for a new one plus installation. Is there a way around this?

It seems even here in Canada the e-350's have the same ball joint problems, Upon some research,My garage I deal with have done quite a few. This I am NOT willing to accept putting in new ball joints every 6 months or so just because thats the way it is. Tony-Teacel I know you run...

March 3, 3004 With the recent changes and advancements in the area of electronic toll collection the New York State Motor Truck Association (NYSMTA) in partnership with other trucking associations has developed a program called BESTPASS. This program not only provides discounts for New York...

An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a Ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview him. "Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his material wealth. You've seen his...

While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clock-wise circles. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it.

Why more men drivers then women truck drivers? Men have very powerful sets of sitting muscles, developed by evolution, that enable us to sit for extended periods of time without getting tired. In prehistoric times, it was often necessary to sit in one spot for long periods of time while...

With just over three months to go before the opening of Truck World 2004, exhibit sales have already exceeded expectations. Truck World is on target to have more than 500 exhibitors covering nearly 300,000 square-feet of floor space, said Show Manager Mark Cusack. More than 15,000 trucking...

Has anyone noticed it slowing down abit? or at all or about same as before X-mas and just picking back up some?

Pretend you are gay and ask him out. When he says no, cry. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment. When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me dinner first." After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name." When he goes to read you...

1) Key in the first three digits of your phone number into a calculator. (do not use your area code number) 2) Multiply by 80 3) Add one 4) Multiply by 250 5) Plus last four digits of your phone number 6) Plus last four digits of your phone number again 7) Minus 250 8) Divide by 2 Is it your...

Rabbit...yeah dead here for now, got back in town Thursday making 6 and still 6 to-day but as the companies get over the holiday blahs and most shutdowns are over on the 5th, things should pick up alittle. And did ya read my crossing tips??? Good to hear your van is covered and wasn't serious...

Dogs lie around all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time. They growl when they are not happy. When...

Ok listen up newbies heres some tidbit of info I've learned to save a buck or two! Crossing at Fort Erie or Lewiston entering Canada: I always try to have a Canadian $10 bill and hand it over to the toll bridge operator and say nothing, sometimes they'll charge you the $7.00 and sometimes...

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two...