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Oh yeah? Well I eat lead, and crap gold! DaVinci woulda loved me!

"United States... you need to boost your production of wheat and corn, since China has a drought. BTW... cut your citizens' rations in half, since they're so fat, and give that to the Chinese too. The world needs labor, ya know." That's why!

In your opinion, of course. :rolleyes:

Holy crap. People don't "get" the Onion. It's dry humor (humour in OVM and EL's case). If you don't get it, move along to the next thread. Hashing it out over some pseudo-news blog is tantamount to arguing with someone over whether peas or carrots taste better.

If the world has a government, who do you complain to about it? What do you do to change it? Who would ultimately be in charge of it? *cough banks cough* You don't like something, and you protest. They mow you down. Why? Because they can! And no one can do a thing about it. THAT'S why people...

And, sir, your Canadianisms are out of line, eh! Now go grab some Molson and poutine, and leave us boys to play! :p

More and more we're snubbing individualism as well.

Can you believe they put Cobain #12 on Rolling Stone's top 100 guitarist list? He couldn't play the licks off of Santana's Tootsie Pop, for godsake, whom they put at #15!

I have no proof we went to the moon. They didn't bring me a t-shirt or a keychain.

Witness? Have you been playing in the Onions again? :D

If this is light, I'd rather stay in the dark! :eek:

Well duh! Because my god is a flamboyant god. He would never make something as simple as a sphere or ellipse. A dodecahedron is just his style. I know if I were a god, I'd make a planet like that too. :cool:

OMG just stop already!

So what do you think? Is this being orchestrated or not?

That's only a fact if you believe we went to the moon.

Touche! :cool: I've proven the Earth is a dodecahedron.

It's called the 10th Amendment. Try reading it sometime. Ron Paul, like all constitutionalists, take the Constitution at face value... ie, the federal government has certain things it CAN do; and everything else it CAN'T do. But the states CAN do most things the federal government CAN'T. Ron...

No... cancer cells already exist in our bodies. They lie dormant until they mutate, for some reason or another. Then they become cancer as we know it. So, like Paul said, it doesn't cause cancer; but rather it can cause the mutation that creates cancer. But there are many things that mutate...

Oh I know. How's that USSR doing for ya? He was a conservative. He also trusted that Congress would keep their word, twice! He was screwed on it both times. He could do as much as a president could do with the Congress he had.

Cute summation. He's also one of those crackpots who believes the Federal Reserve is a continuing threat to our liberties. He also believes in that one-world government garbage. Can you believe he's trying to warn us of that phantom? Geez... conspiracies abound! He can't help who likes him...