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What the hell was that? This is hardly a joking matter. Even tho I thought my threat was not likely to happen to us, I took it very seriously. It caused sleeplessness for the first few nights. I was a wreck. And that happened over the phone! Can you imagine if someone said this crap to your...

Nice speech, but BEHHHHP!!! snopes.com: High School Principal Speech

Been thru that. Police say they can't do anything until someone shows up to my door with a baseball bat. If he calls you, either record it, or let it go to voicemail, so anything he says is recorded. My suggestion... invest in a good security system, including a nasty looking dog and a...

fify......

Don't hate the glove. Feel the love!

Reminds me of the parade we did in Brewster, after we got back from Bahrain, during the Gulf War. Afterwards, the locals were showering us with brews (from Brewster, no less). Very classy town. I'm sure there are some up that way, as well.

Then why haven't I ever seen it??? They needed to sell me one! :D

If you have anymore bad luck, I'm gonna start calling you Schleprock.

Some people avoid FL like the plague. My general rule is it has to be originating at least as far north as NC.

Speaking of t-shirts, I read about one this trucker wears to his shippers/consignees... I get paid to haul your freight, not take your sh**. Genius. :)

Enjoy! :D 42 People You Won't Believe Actually Exist

It is worse, tho. The burner has been turned up on us wading frogs.

Umm... the inditements of Obama and his cronies, along with all of Congress? Obamacare.

Jimmuh? Jimmuh Cahtah? Is dat youins?

I hear that at the TA, if you prove you're a team with Swift, they give you a copy of Brokeback Mountain. :D

Or better yet, a sprinter team, not in one household, signed on to a fleet owner. I'm sure there are some. That'd be like cutting a kidney bean three ways for dinner.

Them ornery good-fer-nuthins. How dare they have fun!!!

Don't forget this one...

That's what tires are for. :D