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Heavy stuff went on this weekend so on a lighter note lets discuss the absent minded things we have all done. I will lead in and it might be hard to top this one. I spent 5 minutes this morning walking around the house looking for my coffee cup. Guess what, I was holding it in my right hand...

A guy sees a sign that says'Volunteers needed for Medical eExperiment ,$500 Fee. So he goes in and is told that they need humans to mate with gorillas. The guy thinks about it for a second,then says, "OK I will do it under three conditions. 1) no one can find out I did this. 2) If there are any...

Two 80 year old ladies that live in a nursing home would go outside every afternoon to have a shot and a beer plus their cigarettes. One afternoon it started to rain and one of the woman pulled out a condom,cut the end off and put it over her cigarette. The other lady asked her "Why are you...

The four rules that France has in place for fighting terrorists. 1. RUN 2.Hide 3 Surrender 4 Collabrate and give up their Country.

Watching VP Cheney and Sen Edwards go at it last night gave me a chuckle or two. It looked like Luke Skywalker was debating Darth Vader.. I also thought it was in extremely poor taste for the Moderator and Luke to bring up the Lesbian issue and telling all of the viewers that Darth's daughter...

It's kinda fun watching both parties scrambling for whatever edge they can get. It seems to me that GW is getting ready to dump D.Cheney as his VP.Cheney is carrying alot of baggage these days ,including his recent cussing out of the Senator from Vermont. I have noticed that Jon McCain is doing...

Last week the Mattel Toy Company anounced that Barbie and Ken are spliting up after 43 years together. Runor has it that Barbie was stepping out on Ken,However it was learned that Ken and GI Joe were holding hands as they boarded a flight to San Francisco.Wonder what is goin on??

I wonder how many of us are in the Trucker buddy program.About 12 years ago this program was started by a trucker to help create a more positive image of truckers. It links up truckers with school classrooms around the country. Basically the the trucker sends some postcards to his/her class a...

This year the number one speeding ticket was given to a Doctor William Faenza, 35 years old. Pennslyvania State police clocked him doing 182 mph in a 55 mph zone.The only caught up with him when he was stopped in traffic. Wonder what he was driving and how would you like this guy to operate on...

Our good old HP computer had the printer crash the other day.tried to get it going to no avail.Finally we deinstalled and reinstalled the Windows 95 (I know it!s old) software. To reinstall AOL it was necessary to call them twice,guess what the old call center was in Virginia,the present call...

I was called for a random drug test the other day and on my way home started thinking about how these athletes get away with little minor slaps on their hands when they test positive but our lives and carreers would be ruined. Any of us that drive commercially would be terminated and be unable...

A little know fact is that it is a sin for A Taliban man to see any woman other then his wife naked.He must immeadiately commit sucide. So in order to weed out the Taliban in the USA at 4 PM on every Saturday all American Women should walk out of their homes or trucks COMPLETELY NUDE and walk...