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If they had a child, surely they wouldn't name him Oscar Meyer Weiner! That was bad. He would be hounded out of office if he were a Republican. It was bad enough to send the pictures, but they lying, well.......

In Texas , there is a town called New Braunfels , where there is a large German-speaking population. One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond. The rancher rolled down the window, and shouted, "Sehr...

Sorry folks! Looks like I reposted something Chef Dennis posted in another thread! I'll try to be more careful next time.

Do you have flood insurance?

On March 30, the 30th anniversary of the assassination attempt on President Ronald Reagan, Jim Brady, who sustained a debilitating head wound in the attack, and his wife, Sarah, came to Capitol Hill to push for a ban on the controversial "large magazines." Brady, for whom the law requiring...

MSNBC has suspended Ed Schultz, host of the “The Ed Show,” for one week without pay for calling conservative talk show host Laura Ingraham a ‘right-wing :censoredsign:’ on his syndicated radio program Tuesday. “Remarks of this nature are unacceptable and will not be tolerated,” MSNBC said in a...

Being an Islamic Terrorist is like being a Chinook salmon. Life is good 'til the Seals show up!

huh!?!?!?!?

I think it is very interesting that some of the leading members of the doomsday cult recently quit paying their bills. Isn't it your Christain duty to pay your debts?

Don't mess with Clifton Clowers up on Wolverton Mountain!

Man you folks are showing your age! You probably rolled in Crimson and Clover. over and over like Tommy James and The Shondells!

EmailPrint..By Detroit News detroit News – Wed May 18, 1:27 pm ET Ron French, Detroit News staff writer A Michigan man who won $2 million in a state lottery game continues to collect food stamps 11 months after striking it rich. And there's nothing the state can do about it, at least...

Posted: May 16, 2011 6:53 PM CDT Updated: May 18, 2011 10:22 AM CDT COLUMBIA, SC (WIS) - A gas station on Columbia's North Main Street has been renamed and redecorated after President Obama. Two gas stations sit at the corner of Columbia's North Main Street and Prescott Road, the El...

When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him what he did about sex? 'Tarzan not know sex.' he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said 'Oh. . .Tarzan use knot hole in...

Oh no! They have crossed over to the dark side!:eek: Good luck fellows!:)

Re: White House Insider: Obama Hesitated – Panetta Issued Order to Kill Osama Bin Lad He probably did. I said I didn't know whether this was true or not. I found it interesting. The truth will eventually come out. DC has more leaks than the Titanic.

Re: White House Insider: Obama Hesitated – Panetta Issued Order to Kill Osama Bin Lad Yours and others blind hatred of this man in the White House is really disturbing.:confused: I don't believe the blind hatred comment. I think my eye sight is pretty good. I don't hate the President, I just...

ASSOCIATED PRESS Filed Under Local News Michigan A man who won $2 million on a Michigan lottery show has told a TV station that he still uses food stamps. Leroy Fick of Bay County admitted he still swipes the electronic card at stores, nearly a year after winning a jackpot on "Make Me...

Re: White House Insider: Obama Hesitated – Panetta Issued Order to Kill Osama Bin Lad I only read it once. I have no idea if it is true or not, but thought it was interesting. Guess I've gotten behind on my internetting!

Re: White House Insider: Obama Hesitated – Panetta Issued Order to Kill Osama Bin Lad Sorry if I reposted your original thread. I guess I missed it. Then again I usually do miss a good number of your posts.