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Very informative on your blog there Jenny! I'm sure that answered a lot of questions!

The Chrsler people getting high probably resulted in the Dodge Challenger imported from Detroit ad campaign. Too bad the cars were built in Canada though.

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in...

Re: Expo "Vans 101" cancelled All of our speculation and complaining is a Moot point, until the powers that be change their minds.

Water boarding vs. chopping off heads? I think one can recover more quickly after being waterboarded than after losing one's head!

Re: Expo "Vans 101" cancelled Vans 101 was by far the best seminar at last years expo! Nick and Jenny did an excellent job!! Glad this was posted so we have time to cancel our hotel reservations.

Don't be so hard on the man! Are you going to believe the facts, or the administration talking points? They saved or created like 20 billion jobs since the evil George W, Bush left.;)

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman... and soforth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he...

A young cowboy from Montana goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all his money...he calls home. "Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in Alabama that will teach our dog...

Maybe you should leave your personal life out of this!:eek: Could not resist that!

1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. 3. Any Man who...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Diane and I would not take that load. A thousand miles divided by 50 mph (the speed FedEx Custom Critical uses for load planning) is 20 hours of driving. Add in 30 minutes of labor on each end to get to a dock...

The source said that radio signals from the boat stopped just one hour after it had been set free by the Russian navy. No details were given over the manner in which they could have lost their lives. Well, if the video is real, I may have an idea of how they lost their lives!;)

RUSSIAN NAVY CAPTURES SOMALI PIRATES How about that - The Russians captured the Pirates, tied them up, put them on the boats, then set them all on fire - puff no more Pirates! NO POLITICAL CORRECTNESS BS HERE! This video shows Russian Navy commandos on a Somalian pirate ship shortly...

If you were really good, and had ESP, you could pay them for trips they will drive next week! ;)

Their website is sooo smart, that it knew your inquiry was a joke, there fore it ignored you!:D

He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most...

I read an article the other day where some of the press were complaining about her bus tour. She didn't give them her itinerary. They also complained about her bus speeding and causing the press to speed and run red lights to catch up. It was dangerous because they had to make sudden lane...

WHY SHE CHANGED HOTELS Last week, she checked into the Il Mondo in Kangaroo Point and was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages. She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling...

Auburn finished that season 13-0! 2004 National Champions, at least in the Golf Digest rankings!