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Consider the can opened!!! Here's the deal, if that's what it takes (Bush, Bin Laden, whatever) you have to look back at the 70s-80s invasion of Afghanistan by the Soviets. We helped them in anyway possible just like the Soviets helped the Viet Cong. So, if that's the way we're taking this...

Ooh ooh... there ya are!!! Black, no poison for the poison, thanks.

Sounds more like a bail-out to me... but that's just me

However, I rarely ever object with the woman flashing highbeams at me. I say rarely, because there are just some out there that should keep the puppies in the house. But I, too, hate the high beams in the face. I have blue eyes, and as we all know, blue eyes are the most sensitive to light. And...

According to that sumation (did I spell that right?), no one is wrong. In which case, the people that burn flags aren't wrong, the people that say human religious sacrifice is a good practice aren't wrong, the people that say late term abortions aren't wrong, etc. Think of every "wrong" concept...

Ya think that similar shooting sprees will start breaking out in courtrooms across the country if that takes hold??? Imagaine that, judges (who were once lawyers) would be stuffed and mounted just like that funky wilderbeast.

Or how about the ever-elusive, Richard Noggin???

How about a t-shirt shop that sells bigger than XL? Nothing freaks me out more than a 2X shirt on a 4X gut!!!

Aren't the majority of the sprinters on the road white?

But, thank God it's there so that I can tell whomever may be ruining it that they SUCK and that there's nothing they can do when I say so!!!

Is that set of ##### supposed to be Cheney??? EAT THE RICH!!!

Actually, no. I'm a hockey helmet tester on the side. I also lick windows. Seriously, I don't poke fun at any disadvantaged folks. And I don't hate anyone either. I just can't stand it when someone (this case MTV or the powers that be) tell me that my lifestyle isn't the right one for me. I...

Thank the monkies that the buffet eggs are powdered!!!

Nah, never said it wasn't boring... it's just that the 6 hours it usually takes to get thru it, is my last 6 hours of the night. Boring and tiring are severely different to me.

Do you really think that a junior size shirt will stop someone with a XXXL gut from wearing it?

Amen, brother. Nothing sucks more than trying to make a sandwich and that rattling starts!!!

One thing I would have to know before any advice, is where are you opening this joint? If you're in the North, then there would be somethings that you would put into it that wouldn't go into one in the South. For instance, I really wouldn't need de-icing equipment in the South (except in cases...

I'll tell you like I told Lawrence... It doesn't constitute an emergency... it just means I have to drive FASTER

Being a True American would also entail not having a screaming fit if one disagrees with you... Who is it on this site that has in his sig file... Support the entire Constitution, not just the parts you agree with... or something like that

That is hilarious... I love hearing stories like that and I don't care if they are true. It's a laugh, and that's all that matters. Hell, what do you think keeps me going on the road... could it be the fact that there are too many things (people) to laugh at on the road... everytime I'm out, I...