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Am I the only one who has noticed. There seems to be a lot of people using those phrases on here lately, mostly from newer members and members who post a couple times a month or less. It must just be a sign of the times, but not that long ago, it would have been a perfect opportunity to open...

Anybody else having problems signing into the old web site for PII to check stats/money?

Never mind, crap

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>>Grandma's Boyfriend >> >> >>A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with > his >> >>toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, >>"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to >>heaven?" >>Grandma replied...

What is your all time favorite joke? Tell it here.

(Supposedly this is an Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart Senate Office Building Phone (202) 224 3254 Washington DC, 20510 Dear Senator Harkin, As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue ServiceService, I...

With several questions being asked over and over again, even actively discussed topic's. One post shows up right above one asking the same question. The only difference is the screen name. Maybe a quiz of the new forum for Newbie FAQ. If you can't answer some of the most basic questions, How...

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Just completly out of control. Had to sit at the Consignee after delivery, I had run completly out of hours. Picking up at a different company in a little while, next driveway from where I delivered this morning. On a side note, it's good some people turned down the load that brought me up...

Hillary Clinton was out jogging one a.m. along the parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who were fishing pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they...

Wake up this morning and the font went to about half what it should be. this only is on this forum, so far it is only place that this happened.

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The Blondes Year in Review: January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box...

Subject: DUI GEORGIA STYLE Only a GEORGIAN could think of this... from the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Savannah, Georgia. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so...

Paddy staggered home very late and very drunk. He took off his shoes to avoid waking the wife. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily...

You know you're from California if: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, somebody had to come up with this, you know you're from California if: 1. Your coworker has 8...

Well I am about to take that pos for a one way ride. The man is messing with us to no end since the first of the year. I think just knocking the snot out of him will not be enough. 1. Two exhaust bolts found to be broken. 2. No bunk heat. 3. Roof on the house took a crap finally and had to be...

Touchdown Colts!!!!

Subject: Politics Understood A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here...