Grandma's boyfriend

[jaminjim]

>>Grandma's Boyfriend
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>>A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with
> his
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>>toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
>>"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to
>>heaven?"
>>Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom
>>and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and
>>the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
>>Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started
>>adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated,
> she
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>>started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The
>>little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and
>>there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son, is your
>>Grandma home?"
>>The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
>>boyfriend."
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>>The minister fainted.
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>>Now, that right there is funny.....I don't care who you are!
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