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    Panther Drivers what do you think?

    I was born in Mayfield, but live in Murray now. I have no idea why Symsonia is a board. We get more loads out of Murray than we do Symsonia. For that matter, we get more loads out of Clinton and Fulton than we do Symsonia. We'll get a handful of loads a year out of Mid-America Machine there in...
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    Politically Correct Names

    I think the oral sex and KY was a reference to K-Y Jelly, which isn't too bad on Melba Toast. Ah, Melba. I remember her well.
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    Politically Correct Names

    Well, just outside Big Bone Lick is a place called Beaver Lick. Kentucky is a very lickable place. There's Mud Lick, and Wolf Lick, and Bee lick, and Deer Lick. If you get tired of all that licking, you can go to Relief to set a spell, or Bachelor's Rest. If you're up for it, there's always...
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    Deep thoughts

    The ultimate in portable potties - The Potty Box
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    Deep thoughts

    I just looked, and there are a lot of threads in this forum that do not deal with industry problems, trends nor innovation. Besides, peeing in the truck stop parking lot is an industry problem. So what's yer point? Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is, is a wounded seal...
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    K&N air filter for Sprinters

    If you're in the market for a new MAS (Mass Airflow Sensor), or are looking for a good excuse to buy one, then a K&N air filter is a good choice, because it will require you to buy a new MAS within weeks. A new Air Mass Sensor is about $375. The K&N air filters tend to not really filter the...
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    Roger Clemens

    He's an absolute stone-cold lock for the Hall of Fame. If he admits to steroids of HGH, he instantly has zero chance of getting in. None whatsoever. He's playing a dangerous game. Either he's innocent, or he's positive that no one can prove he did anything. Problem is, all the noise he's made...
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    Logging

    I think the folks at the FMSCA had reeeeeaaaaallyyy strict parents, and they're getting even.
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    Sign of "things to come...Maybe

    Don't let the subtleties of the fact that a first-generation Latina, born of Mexican immigrants (Patti), was replaced with a black woman from Kansas City (Maggie). Immigration issues won't get Hillary elected, but when Bill and others made racial-esque remarks just before the SC primary, it...
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    I am p**sed off, literally!!!or maybe litterally!!!

    I gotta tell ya, it seems to me that, if you think you have something to add to a thread, you should read the thread first. But that's just me. Regardless, I had a tinkling of a notion that this thread, like many others, had a wee wee bit of a chance of a personal jab of one kind or another. I...
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    Running in -25 Temps

    About 8 or 10 years ago, before I was expediting, I had a job that took me many places, one of which was a northwestern North Dakota town called Williston. I headed there for three days at the end of July expecting to get a much needed relief from the balmy southern 90 degree temps of places...
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    Be prepared for the "FEAR FACTOR"

    Romney officially "suspended" his campaign. A suspended campaign means that Romney holds all of his delegates until he releases them or they request to be released from their pledge. So those delegates are pledged to Romney, and they stay with him until he releases them. He might resume his...
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    Canada Clearance?

    For certain things, like a border crossing, can't the sleeper berth time be interrupted for up to 15 minutes without having to restart it? I dunno, as I'm in a van. Just asking. Panther won't put placardable hazmat on a van, even the kind that can go on there with no problems, but I used to log...
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    Future technology

    Xm took a little liberty with calling it the first hand held calculator, I think. There were several hand held calculators that hit the market in 1971, in several different stages of new technology, but they all rapidly became the small pocket calculators that we know today, with LED displays...
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    Canada Work in Canada, live in US?

    I love a good oxymoron. That one's about as good as "This page intentionally left blank" My all-time favorite is Dodge Ram Other favorites include: jumbo shrimp Microsoft Works military intelligence journalistic integrity random order rap music jack hammer instant classic dress pants African...
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