Kentucky Computer Terms

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Kentucky Computer Terms
BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods

BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern

BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick

BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro

CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps

CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in

TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker

CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited

DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers

DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer

FAX - What you lie about to the IRS

HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking

HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos

INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair

KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere

MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food

MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers

MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall

MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live

NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line

ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test

ROM - Where the pope lives

SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch

SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast

SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year

SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear

 

[Turtle]

Yeah, see, you posted that thinking it's supposed to be funny or sumtin'. But it's all true. Ever bit of it.

HARD DRIVE - Somerset to Pikeville

 

[aristotle]

Yeah, see, you posted that thinking it's supposed to be funny or sumtin'. But it's all true. Ever bit of it.

HARD DRIVE - Somerset to Pikeville

I am OVERLY SENSITIVE to comments about Pikeville. I think a retraction is in order...

 

[Turtle]

I am OVERLY SENSITIVE to comments about Pikeville. I think a retraction is in order...

Well, the comment was about the drive, not about Pikeville, but OK, make it Racoon, Or Louisa.


Incidentally, all these years I've managed to avoid the road, but the other day got one from Huntingdon, WV to Greeneville, TN and US 23 was unavoidable. I was shocked and pleasantly surprised to find it 4-lane all the way now. It's still hilly and curvy, but it's not even the same 2-lane nightmare that it used to be. Not even close.

 

[aristotle]

Well, the comment was about the drive, not about Pikeville, but OK, make it Racoon, Or Louisa.


Incidentally, all these years I've managed to avoid the road, but the other day got one from Huntingdon, WV to Greeneville, TN and US 23 was unavoidable. I was shocked and pleasantly surprised to find it 4-lane all the way now. It's still hilly and curvy, but it's not even the same 2-lane nightmare that it used to be. Not even close.

Of course I was joking about a retraction. *L* WE Pikevillians (almost looks like "villans") are the butt of endless humor. But, I contend we are an essential part of the American mosaic.