You Need A Laugh

Lawrence

Founder
Staff member
Three friends from the local congregation were asked "When you're in
your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over
you, what would you like them to say?"

Artie said: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a
fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."

Eugene commented: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives."

Don said: "I'd like them to say, "Look, he's moving!"

Lawrence,
Expediters Online.com


T.V. - Why do you think they call it programming?

No, YOU suck. - the mean people

"Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States." - J. Bartlett Brebner

Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. - I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.

Become who you are. - Nietzsche


Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.




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joebob1_30132

Expert Expediter
good one .. yeah that ole Nietzsche fellow has been such positive roll model for me personally ..The cream cheese and begal idea was guenius..cant live without them things.
 
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