A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San
Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose 'D' truck
had broken down.
The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you
going to San Diego?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours
fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two
chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the
San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I
don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you
possibly take them to the zoo for me? I' ll give you
$100 for your trouble."
"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.
So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back
seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into
their seat belts. Off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving
through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was
horrified!! There was the blonde walking down the
street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to
the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes
he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.
What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I
gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."
"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde, " but we had
money left over---so now we're going to Sea
World....."
Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose 'D' truck
had broken down.
The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you
going to San Diego?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours
fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two
chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the
San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I
don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you
possibly take them to the zoo for me? I' ll give you
$100 for your trouble."
"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.
So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back
seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into
their seat belts. Off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving
through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was
horrified!! There was the blonde walking down the
street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to
the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes
he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.
What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I
gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."
"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde, " but we had
money left over---so now we're going to Sea
World....."
