an elderly man gets onto a full bus,
with no place to sit ,
he is standing in the middle ,
leaning on his cane .
next to a group of young loud teens .
then the bus driver hit the brakes ,
the cane slip on the bus floor ,
and there goes the old man...
when he finely gets up ,
one of the kids lough out load and tell him ,
if you had rubber on the tip of you cane ,
you wouldn't have fell .
the old man smile ,and reply :
if your granddad had rubber to the top of his cane ,
i would have had a place to sit...
* a priest goe's onto a full bus.
with no place to sit ,
he is standing in the middle .
next stop ,a large group of poeples goe's on the bus .
and with no place to sit ,
the ally is full ,and the priest finds him self in a very uncomfortable situation ,next to a hot blonde .
again ,the bus driver hit the brakes hard ,
and all passengers in the ally are being frown forward .
the only voice herd is from the blond screening .
to that the priest reply :
"no AHhhh.. ,it's just the key for the main gate..."
