Packmule
Expert Expediter
Why Santa should consider using Expediters….
Weight of Santa's sleigh loaded with one Beanie Baby
for every kid on earth: 333,333 tons.
Number of reindeer required to pull a 333,333-ton s
sleigh: 214,206 -- plus Rudolph.
To deliver his gifts in one night, Santa would have to
make 822.6 visits per second, sleighing at 3,000 times
the speed of sound.
At that speed, Santa and his reindeer would burst into flame
instantaneously.
This could be accomplished by using 2,463 “E†units, 3,934 “Straight trucksâ€, and 590,001 “Vansâ€.
Santa could stay home at the North Pole drinking Eggnog all night.
Weight of Santa's sleigh loaded with one Beanie Baby
for every kid on earth: 333,333 tons.
Number of reindeer required to pull a 333,333-ton s
sleigh: 214,206 -- plus Rudolph.
To deliver his gifts in one night, Santa would have to
make 822.6 visits per second, sleighing at 3,000 times
the speed of sound.
At that speed, Santa and his reindeer would burst into flame
instantaneously.
This could be accomplished by using 2,463 “E†units, 3,934 “Straight trucksâ€, and 590,001 “Vansâ€.
Santa could stay home at the North Pole drinking Eggnog all night.