A YOUNG MAN WITH HIS PANTS HANGING HALF OFF HIS ***,_
_TWO GOLD FRONT TEETH, AND A HALF INCH THICK GOLD CHAIN_
around his neck; walked into the
local welfare office to pick up his check.
_HE MARCHED UP TO THE COUNTER AND SAID,_
"Hi. You know, I just H A T E drawing
Welfare. I'd really rather have a job.. I don't like
_TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE SYSTEM, GETTING_
_SOMETHING FOR NOTHING." _
_THE SOCIAL WORKER BEHIND THE COUNTER SAID "YOUR_
_TIMING IS EXCELLENT. WE JUST GOT A JOB OPENING FROM A_
very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have
_TO DRIVE AROUND IN HIS 2012 MERCEDES-BENZ CL, AND_
_HE WILL SUPPLY ALL OF YOUR CLOTHES." _
_"BECAUSE OF THE LONG HOURS, MEALS WILL BE PROVIDED._
_YOU'LL ALSO BE EXPECTED TO ESCORT THE DAUGHTER ON HER_
_OVERSEAS HOLIDAY TRIPS. THIS IS RATHER AWKWARD TO SAY_
But you will also have, as part of your job, the
assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the
_DAUGHTER IS IN HER MID-20'S AND HAS A RATHER STRONG_
_SEX DRIVE." _
_THE GUY, JUST PLAIN WIDE-EYED, SAID,_
_"YOU'RE BULL****T!N' ME!"_
_THE SOCIAL WORKER SAID, "YEAH, WELL..._
_YOU STARTED IT." ....._
_TWO GOLD FRONT TEETH, AND A HALF INCH THICK GOLD CHAIN_
around his neck; walked into the
local welfare office to pick up his check.
_HE MARCHED UP TO THE COUNTER AND SAID,_
"Hi. You know, I just H A T E drawing
Welfare. I'd really rather have a job.. I don't like
_TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE SYSTEM, GETTING_
_SOMETHING FOR NOTHING." _
_THE SOCIAL WORKER BEHIND THE COUNTER SAID "YOUR_
_TIMING IS EXCELLENT. WE JUST GOT A JOB OPENING FROM A_
very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have
_TO DRIVE AROUND IN HIS 2012 MERCEDES-BENZ CL, AND_
_HE WILL SUPPLY ALL OF YOUR CLOTHES." _
_"BECAUSE OF THE LONG HOURS, MEALS WILL BE PROVIDED._
_YOU'LL ALSO BE EXPECTED TO ESCORT THE DAUGHTER ON HER_
_OVERSEAS HOLIDAY TRIPS. THIS IS RATHER AWKWARD TO SAY_
But you will also have, as part of your job, the
assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the
_DAUGHTER IS IN HER MID-20'S AND HAS A RATHER STRONG_
_SEX DRIVE." _
_THE GUY, JUST PLAIN WIDE-EYED, SAID,_
_"YOU'RE BULL****T!N' ME!"_
_THE SOCIAL WORKER SAID, "YEAH, WELL..._
_YOU STARTED IT." ....._