Business is slow. Alot of us are just sitting around truck stops waiting for the next load. Remember the movie "The good, the bad and the.....uuuuugly"! I hope no one is offended.
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Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a
vasectomy five years ago.
Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.
Good: Your son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the
Woman next door. Ugly: So are you.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find several "movies"
hidden there. Ugly: You're in them.
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad: You can't find
your birth control pills. Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed
hem.
Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.
Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter. Bad: She
keeps interrupting. Ugly: With corrections.
Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a
shotgun. Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
Good: Your son is dating someone new. Bad: It's another man. Ugly:
He's your best friend.
Good: Your daughter got a new job. Bad: As a hooker. Ugly: Your
coworkers are her best clients. Way ugly: She makes more money than
you do.
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Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a
vasectomy five years ago.
Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.
Good: Your son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the
Woman next door. Ugly: So are you.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find several "movies"
hidden there. Ugly: You're in them.
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad: You can't find
your birth control pills. Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed
hem.
Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.
Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter. Bad: She
keeps interrupting. Ugly: With corrections.
Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a
shotgun. Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
Good: Your son is dating someone new. Bad: It's another man. Ugly:
He's your best friend.
Good: Your daughter got a new job. Bad: As a hooker. Ugly: Your
coworkers are her best clients. Way ugly: She makes more money than
you do.