arkjarhead
Veteran Expediter
A trucker enter a ##### house and walks up to the madam of the house and lays down 1,000 dollars on the desk. He says I want the ugliest fattest woman you got and a bologna sandwich. The madam says with that kind of money you can get a steak and lobster dinner and the prettiest woman in the house. He said I know but I want the ugliest fattest woman you got and a bologna sandwich. The madam says well sir I always make sure my customers get what they want, but may I ask why you want a bologna sandwich and the ugliest fattest woman so badly? The trucker said it's simple, I'm homesick.