Dog_House2691
Seasoned Expediter
The Plane was going down with five people aboard and only four parachutes.The first person grabs a chute and say's I'm Kobe Bryant and I'm the Greatest Basketball player of all time,and people dont want me to Die!and jumps... The second person grabs a chute and say's I'm John Kerry and I should have been President,and people dont want me to Die!and he jumps... The third person grabs a chute and say's I'm Hillary Clinton and I'm the smartest woman in the world and people dont want me to Die!and she jumps...so that leaves a little girl and President George Bush.President Bush looks down at the Little girl and say's I've lived a good life and I have served my Country well and tells the little girl to take the last parachute,the young girl look's up at the President and say's,there are two Parachutes left Mr. President,the smartest woman in the world took my backpack!:+