The Phone Call

EnglishLady

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Change the pounds to dollars lol



Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone rings on the bench, a man picks it up, engages the hands-free and everyone in the room stops to listen..

Man: Hello?
Woman: Babe its me, are you at the golf club?
Man: Yes
Woman: Im at the shopping center now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1000 can I buy it?

Man: Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.
Woman: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2013 models, I saw one i really liked.
Man: How much?
Woman: £60,000
Man: Ok but for that much I want it with all the extra's

Woman: Great! Oh and one last thing, the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000?
Man: Well then, go ahead and give them an offer. But only offer £900,000
Woman: Ohhh thank you so much, I love you!
Man: Ok bye, love you too.


The man hangs up the phone, all the other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "anybody know who's phone this is?"

:p :D
 
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