moose
Veteran Expediter
one of the benefits of being an O/O is the opertunity to customize the truck.
at the first week of Expediting , the new truck have being proudly parked at the RV area in the flying hook ,
not too long after a massive motor home bus parked along side , towing a nice Jaguar XJS limited ,
at once it was clear :
if mack have a dog ,
and a jag. have a Jaguar
a hino need a panther !
the 2 headed black & golden panther needed something to follow
but , where to go to get one ?
customized one will take time and coasts a fortune.
it will be match easier to get a chromed Jaguar from a local dealer.
witch bring us to the philosophic qwestion of :
is there a room for a chromed Jaguar on the front of a lazy Hini ?
at first , the obvies answer is NO , definetlly not.
the Jag is a statue of power,speed,precision,and comfort .
so far from the hino.
thats until we examined the nature of the beasts , and the relations between the panther and the Jaguar.
come to think about it , all cat-like predators are quite lazy , not doing too match doing the day , and hunting at night , justs like a hino expediter .
as match as we like to see the Jag. as a fast "coasts-to-coast runner ", its actually choose its pry , and catch the short runs , always not spending to match energy running M.T to catch a pry and will give it up if the pry is out of reach , rather then chasing it forever ,
Homm , sounds familiar...
so , it is what it is ! a Jag. is a good Expediter.
now we still need to find out , if the Jaguar and the Panther are alike .
for that we go to where all knowledge is : WIKIPEDIA.com
its appear to be that tho look a like , those 2 come from different parts , as well as the Poma (thats the Hindi/golden version of the panther)
rather then that , there are lots of similarity's,
the different in color is a results of the different in the camouflaged needs.
so, it is what it is : a Jag. can stand up for a panther
we go back to the qwestsion of the Jag. or panther standing up for the Hino. as the hino is lazy, to say the leas...
and to answer that we go to the best panther we know :
we turn the page at the jungle-book .
come on , is there a more lazy cat then BAGHEERA , sitting on a tree for the whole day whisper words of wisdoms ...singing ...watching for the bear...
there for, both cats can stand up for the hino.
now we need to be aware of a problem :
what happened once the Jaguar is 'humping' the hino motor for the next 2 Million mil.,
and also , can we mix the panther and the Jaguar , if so , what will be the results ?
according to the same WIKIPEDIA , a good place to ask question is : professor C.C (the full name is kept ) the head of research at the 'embryonic-genetic clinic'. of the 'royal university' in Manchester ,U.K.
earlier this afternoon an Email was send ,explaining the need for an answer.
the answer came back fast.
(it was 02:20 am London time ! "professor:what the hack?")
saying that the human-genome-project, not apply to cats , yet.
but at Zoos around the world those 2 cats don't mind shearing the same cage.
another question's was asked about the possibility of whats have happened at the ARACHNOPHOBIA movie , when 2 strange spiders have 'collided' and created a new powerful spider.
for that the professor answer was no , defiantly , do to the different in DNA , even if mix in a lab , one cannot create a puppy out of 'it'.
so it is what it is : it will not do any harm to mix the Jag. with the Hino and the Panther.
another issue, is the fact that the Jaguar statue is very match expensive , and , well , can an Expediter job support such an investment ?
yes it can , as it will be porches at the car dealership ,witch offered 0%financing for 60 months , and mosts expeditor's still have a 5 $/Month place in the business plan .
O.K , so we get the Jaguar on top of the Hino hood ,
now that could be a major problem as we bring more wight to to already heavy front axle. to make things worst the Jaguar will be sitting 2 feet in front of the steer axle , shifting more wight from the drive-axle .
maybe the cat can be located somewhere els , lets say at the roof top or the sun screen (not that the Hino comes with one)
well ,thats not going to work , as the hino is notorious for being aerodynamic trucks. the engineers in japan spends hundred of wind tunnel hours specking the truck for the best drag.(ya,right)
so , off we go , looks like its going to work !
Moose.
at the first week of Expediting , the new truck have being proudly parked at the RV area in the flying hook ,
not too long after a massive motor home bus parked along side , towing a nice Jaguar XJS limited ,
at once it was clear :
if mack have a dog ,
and a jag. have a Jaguar
a hino need a panther !
the 2 headed black & golden panther needed something to follow
but , where to go to get one ?
customized one will take time and coasts a fortune.
it will be match easier to get a chromed Jaguar from a local dealer.
witch bring us to the philosophic qwestion of :
is there a room for a chromed Jaguar on the front of a lazy Hini ?
at first , the obvies answer is NO , definetlly not.
the Jag is a statue of power,speed,precision,and comfort .
so far from the hino.
thats until we examined the nature of the beasts , and the relations between the panther and the Jaguar.
come to think about it , all cat-like predators are quite lazy , not doing too match doing the day , and hunting at night , justs like a hino expediter .
as match as we like to see the Jag. as a fast "coasts-to-coast runner ", its actually choose its pry , and catch the short runs , always not spending to match energy running M.T to catch a pry and will give it up if the pry is out of reach , rather then chasing it forever ,
Homm , sounds familiar...
so , it is what it is ! a Jag. is a good Expediter.
now we still need to find out , if the Jaguar and the Panther are alike .
for that we go to where all knowledge is : WIKIPEDIA.com
its appear to be that tho look a like , those 2 come from different parts , as well as the Poma (thats the Hindi/golden version of the panther)
rather then that , there are lots of similarity's,
the different in color is a results of the different in the camouflaged needs.
so, it is what it is : a Jag. can stand up for a panther
we go back to the qwestsion of the Jag. or panther standing up for the Hino. as the hino is lazy, to say the leas...
and to answer that we go to the best panther we know :
we turn the page at the jungle-book .
come on , is there a more lazy cat then BAGHEERA , sitting on a tree for the whole day whisper words of wisdoms ...singing ...watching for the bear...
there for, both cats can stand up for the hino.
now we need to be aware of a problem :
what happened once the Jaguar is 'humping' the hino motor for the next 2 Million mil.,
and also , can we mix the panther and the Jaguar , if so , what will be the results ?
according to the same WIKIPEDIA , a good place to ask question is : professor C.C (the full name is kept ) the head of research at the 'embryonic-genetic clinic'. of the 'royal university' in Manchester ,U.K.
earlier this afternoon an Email was send ,explaining the need for an answer.
the answer came back fast.
(it was 02:20 am London time ! "professor:what the hack?")
saying that the human-genome-project, not apply to cats , yet.
but at Zoos around the world those 2 cats don't mind shearing the same cage.
another question's was asked about the possibility of whats have happened at the ARACHNOPHOBIA movie , when 2 strange spiders have 'collided' and created a new powerful spider.
for that the professor answer was no , defiantly , do to the different in DNA , even if mix in a lab , one cannot create a puppy out of 'it'.
so it is what it is : it will not do any harm to mix the Jag. with the Hino and the Panther.
another issue, is the fact that the Jaguar statue is very match expensive , and , well , can an Expediter job support such an investment ?
yes it can , as it will be porches at the car dealership ,witch offered 0%financing for 60 months , and mosts expeditor's still have a 5 $/Month place in the business plan .
O.K , so we get the Jaguar on top of the Hino hood ,
now that could be a major problem as we bring more wight to to already heavy front axle. to make things worst the Jaguar will be sitting 2 feet in front of the steer axle , shifting more wight from the drive-axle .
maybe the cat can be located somewhere els , lets say at the roof top or the sun screen (not that the Hino comes with one)
well ,thats not going to work , as the hino is notorious for being aerodynamic trucks. the engineers in japan spends hundred of wind tunnel hours specking the truck for the best drag.(ya,right)
so , off we go , looks like its going to work !
Moose.