> After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
> So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
> The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative, ' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in hillbilly country) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'
> The hillbilly said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me..'
> 'Trust me,' said the doctor.
> So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
1.
2.
3.
5.
> ( you'll love this..)
>
> At which point, he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.
> This procedure works in***Louisiana ,* Arkansas , Mississippi , Alabama , Georgia , Florida , West Virginia ....and Washington DC !
> So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
> The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative, ' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in hillbilly country) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'
> The hillbilly said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me..'
> 'Trust me,' said the doctor.
> So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
1.
2.
3.
5.
> ( you'll love this..)
>
> At which point, he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.
> This procedure works in***Louisiana ,* Arkansas , Mississippi , Alabama , Georgia , Florida , West Virginia ....and Washington DC !