The body tune-up powder,funny...

skyraider

Veteran Expediter
US Navy
Thought this was funny, but they are serious


MACA ROOT POWDER "Maca Root Powder's Health benefits: You may want a friend to chain you to a tree ( a big tree) when you take this,lol...........................

Increase energy
Increase strength and stamina
Improve cognitive functioning
Improve mental clarity and memory
Enhances learning and mental ability
Reduce anxiety, stress and depression
Normalize progesterone, estrogen and testosterone
Decrease mood swings and hot flashes
Treat hormonal imbalance
Menstrual relief
Regulate hormones
Relieve symptoms of menopause
Regulate menstrual cycles
Treat chronic fatigue
Treat insomnia
Improves sexual function in men and women****** if the van is rock'n , u know....
Enhance fertility
Treat erectile dysfunction*******************************lol
As an antioxidant and anti-carcinogen
Improve mental wellbeing
Treat infertility
Increase libido
Benefit pituitary gland
Stimulate the immune system
Overcome physical and mental stress
Fuel the endocrine system
Treat exhaustion
Improve the functioning of the circulatory system
Make skin look younger
Strengthen teeth and bones
Kill bacteria and fungus
I have been taking 1 tsp/day for the past 5 weeks and have experienced improvements in strength, energy, anxiety and digestion. It is considered a superfood with no significant side effects. It's inexpensive and very effective. Highly recommended!" *** I bought 500 lbs*************
 

moose

Veteran Expediter
Or you can simply marry the love of your life.
should take care of all of the above symptoms & many more.
I'm still looking.
 

moose

Veteran Expediter
Must be, but after looking around for some times now,{J-dating sites & all} it doggedonon me that finding a good Jewish mama that'll live in a truck, it's like 'we, are never gonna happen'...
the Israeli girls are only interested in my passport, and the Americans in my paycheck...
 
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