HoboOfTheHwy
Expert Expediter
I will never hear church bells ringing again
without smiling... Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just
passed away,Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit
her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died,
her grandmother
replied, "He had a heart attack while we were
making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2
people nearly 100 years old making love would surely be asking for
trouble.
"Oh no, my dear,"replied granny. "Many years
ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to
do it was when the
church bells would start to ring. It was just
the right rhythm.
Nice and slow and even.
Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding
and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,
"He'd still be alive
if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
without smiling... Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just
passed away,Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit
her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died,
her grandmother
replied, "He had a heart attack while we were
making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2
people nearly 100 years old making love would surely be asking for
trouble.
"Oh no, my dear,"replied granny. "Many years
ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to
do it was when the
church bells would start to ring. It was just
the right rhythm.
Nice and slow and even.
Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding
and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,
"He'd still be alive
if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."