Spontaneous combustion

aristotle

Veteran Expediter
So, I am driving near Roswell,NM early Sunday morning and my instrument gauges start acting funny. "Just tired"... I tell myself and disregard the gauges. Continuing on my way, everything seems fine... except I sense I am being followed. Casually, in the early morning dawn, I notice a circular object just above the eastern horizon. By noon, the UFO was hovering directly overhead and I couldn't shake it off. It followed me all day. By 4pm, this pulsating orb was in front of me ... compelling me to remove my jacket. Perhaps, another layer of clothing, too.

Sweaty, hot and confused... I called my wife (with what I thought might be final goodbyes just prior to being beamed up). "Relax, Mark!" she says. "You're overreacting again. It's just the Sun." Well. Maybe it was, and maybe it wasn't. You had to be there.
 
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