Salad Humor

layoutshooter

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
If a parsley farmer is sued, can the garnish his wages?

Herb gardeners who work on weekends get thyme-and-a-half.

Sorry, I could not resist. Layoutshooter
 

inkasnana

Expert Expediter
The bigger question is, are Rosemary, Marjoram and Sweet Cicely planning a Summer Savory Lovage at English Mallow or just a Catnip Caraway at St. John's Wart? Of course, it could just be a Borage Bergamot to Amaranth for a bit of Angelica Agrimony, you never know.

hehehe
 

inkasnana

Expert Expediter
TY :D My alter-ego is a writer. She just takes over every now and then and sometimes I can't shut her up. lol
 

inkasnana

Expert Expediter
If I'm famous, does that mean I'm entitled to a truck with a bigger sleeper? I think my diamond ring needs to be larger too. I wonder if I Beet my fist on the table a few times my hubby will Lettuce take an Endive to the Radicchio for a Polk at some larger Carrots? ;)

Hiya Mrs. Layoutshooter! :D
 
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