Freightdawg
Expert Expediter
When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was
attracted to him, and during her questions about his life,
she asked him what he did about sex?
'Tarzan not know sex.' he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said 'Oh. . .Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of
tree.'
Horrified Jane said, 'Tarzan you have it all wrong, but
I will show you how to do it properly.'
She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground.
Pointing to her privates, she said, 'you must put it in
here.'
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his
considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked
her in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an
eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed,
'What did you do that for?'
Tarzan replied, 'Check
for squirrel!'
attracted to him, and during her questions about his life,
she asked him what he did about sex?
'Tarzan not know sex.' he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said 'Oh. . .Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of
tree.'
Horrified Jane said, 'Tarzan you have it all wrong, but
I will show you how to do it properly.'
She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground.
Pointing to her privates, she said, 'you must put it in
here.'
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his
considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked
her in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an
eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed,
'What did you do that for?'
Tarzan replied, 'Check
for squirrel!'