quick joke

[mudtruck34]

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom,walked into a local hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in awhile the lights would go off and the would erupt into cheers.
However whe the revelvers saw the nun,the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender,and asked,"may i please use the restroom?" the bartender said "Ok,but i should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well,in that case i'll just look the other way." said the nun

So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the resturant and she proceeded to the restroom.

After a few minutes,she came back out and the whole place stopped long enough to give the nun a round of applause.
she asked the bartender "Sir, i dont understand. why did they applaud for just because i went to the restroom."
"Well, now they know your one of us,would you like a drink?" said the bartender
"No i dont drink,but i still dont understand." said the puzzled nun
"You see," laughed the bartender,"every time the fig leaf of the statue is lifted up the lights go out.Now,how about that drink?"

 

[pantherii]

quick joke
why did the chicken cross the street?

answer: to get to the other side
hahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahaha

panther panther bo banther
bananna fanna fo fanther
fe fi fo manther
PANTHER

 

[Twin Pop USA]

Pantherii : I see you're getting bored with this forum. Why don't you change your password and forget it?
Guess there's nothing else to do in your truck today

 

[Jefferson3000]

Hahaha. Too funny. My dad said that when he was in the army some 50 years ago, that there was a restaurant where he was stationed that had that same fig leafed dude in the ladies room. Except this one had a bell attached to it.


Drive Safe!

Jeff