are12
Expert Expediter
>>A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no,
>>I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
>>because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
>>pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out
>>of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
>>
>>
>>
>>I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
>>it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
>>eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
>>nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
>>
>>I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
>>enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
>>
>>Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
>>because I had been poisoned. Â I told her no; it was because I'd been
>>sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
>>
>>
>>
>>I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
>>hard as he staggered out the door.
>>I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
>>because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
>>pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out
>>of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
>>
>>
>>
>>I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
>>it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
>>eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
>>nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
>>
>>I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
>>enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
>>
>>Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
>>because I had been poisoned. Â I told her no; it was because I'd been
>>sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
>>
>>
>>
>>I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
>>hard as he staggered out the door.
