my hope is not to offend, i love president bush, voted for him twice! but i had to laugh at this one....... called into an official meeting with his military advisers the president asks "so, how goes the effort gentlemen" somberly one of his generals meets his gaze and says "well sir, i'm sad to report that three brazilian soldiers were killed in battle today" the president looked horified and he slumped into his chair and covered his face in his hands, after a long while he looked up and with a tear in his eye he asked "how many is a brazillion?"